Dave

Just wanted to play a lighthearted game of Alphabear and he goes all nihilist on me: t.co/0ZW5ZMvKX…

I never want to be any closer to a hippo. t.co/61CvBeoDO…

No idea why Netflix recommended this for me but I’m sold. t.co/f0LJj7UlN…

I feel bad for the people who were just into crazy clowns before the ICP came in and took that genre over.

“If I go there will be trouble, and if I stay it will be double” really isn’t much of a dilemma if you understand basic math.

I thought I had a pretty good understanding of baseball, but then this happened: t.co/2Cw0n3I9k…

Time to enact some real change. t.co/9AZaB1U4f…

A blind woman misplaced her bag on this flight. The flight crew keeps asking her what color it is.

Is there a reason some presidents are referred to by their initials (FDR JFK LBJ) but most aren’t?

watching LIVE on #Periscope: Celebrating one year of Meh @ Mediocre Labs HQ t.co/wJ1gpfTJN…

You should try this: t.co/krA6sMagi…

I bet today is Peak “Brands meeting to discuss changing their avatar back from rainbow stripes” Day.

A pre-requisite to declaring yourself a “huge fan” of women’s World Cup: watch the entire U.S. / Sweden 0-0 tie.

The U.S. Team scored four goals while I was trying to find the 🇺🇸 emoji.

Not sure, but I think my kid may have done a Google logo Doodle: t.co/J5KOorf0A…

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I always look forward to the traditional Day Of The Chairs, where everyone brings out their chairs for display: t.co/wv6IBlCyw…

Facebook can be fun if you do it right. t.co/JYpC1hW3t…

Just realized that getting self-driving cars is how we get flying cars.

My iTunes Radio station based on opera disappeared today. Because of @applemusic? (No joke, opera is all that @___ wants to listen to.)

I want to see my pulse side by side with browser load times for pages I’m visiting.

Earned the tornado warning merit badge for “kept the kid asleep while evacuating to the safe part of the house.”

How long till the emergency weather alerts stop saying “check local media now” and instead say “check #stlwx”?

A good day for a paddleboat. t.co/kFSS2DwoA…

It’s really hard to take a #panoselfie while pedaling a paddleboat but @__ & @___ are looking too sharp not to share: t.co/K7A8NkSxG…