Last night was perfect for @Cardinals game with @__ & @theroyale & not just because we won in the 10th. #panoselfie t.co/MbVEkPbYz…
Siri’s Shazam is better than the Shazam app if only for the jokes: t.co/2jpY0lFdR…
That awkward thing where I’m walking & texting via Siri, pass a guy texting via Siri and our texts get blended.
Not sure what to do, I got floss stuck in my teeth. If I use a toothpick it may turn into “I don’t know why she swallowed the fly.”
We’ve clearly come to the point in our relationship where @__ feels comfortable bringing out all the throw pillows: t.co/UcvCu11VM…
Thanks for trying to help, @gmail, but that autocompleted search was definitely not what I was planning to type. t.co/DQfpc2jnm…
Thinking about when to transition a toddler off sippy cups, I look around and see most 5-year-olds with sippy cups. And teens. And adults.
Saucers are awesome because you get to be a slob and classy at the same time. t.co/x2iJNGUvi…
Installed a sliding in-cabinet trash drawer during @___’s nap which, outside of raising a kid, is like the most dad thing I’ve ever done.
Coffee grinder breaks on Father’s Day! Bad news: had to hand grind the beans. Good news: I get to research a new grinder!
What if I could pay a local movie theater for 3 movie tickets and then be allowed to watch it in my home? I’ll even pay for popcorn.
Wow. It’s illegal to collect rainwater off your roof in Colorado. And there are politicians (@repsonnenberg) fighting to keep it that way.
LIVE on #Periscope: Absurd amounts of rain and flooding. t.co/Fw5a8RkaE…
I’ve been on the internet for…how long? Decades? And yet, there I was, googling what this bug bite might be. Don’t do that. Ever.
From what I can tell, “growth hacking” on Twitter seems to mean “follow as many people as you possibly can, regardless of any criteria.”
Halfway through a good book, I panic that it’s not longer. But by the end I’m glad it didn’t drag out too long. Maybe life works like this.
There needs to be a different term than “hacking” when the technique to accessing a system is just trying a known & shared password.
“C-O-L like Lobby-B like Basement-Y.” is how elevator-obsessed @___ remembers the way to spell his favorite cheese.
When I watch Dukes of Hazzard reruns now, I think how crazy it is that a Confederate-flagged car was not seen as at all controversial.
Every time I drive a golf cart I think, this is what almost everyone should be driving, almost all the time.