Dave

How many years till the MLB app doesn’t say “in play, out(s)” when someone’s batting with two outs?

Middling results on my newest toddler lesson: learn to count to 59 in about an hour with a digital clock.

When I’m about to grumble about a stupid UI design in an app, I let my toddler try it. If he has no issues, I know it’s just I’m old.

Apple Watch Wedding Ceremony App that taps you when you’re supposed to sit, stand, kneel, bow.

Nothing about a “tootsie roll” is sexy.

QR codes on lightbulbs for easier replacement when they burn out.

TIL: In the ‘90s, GoBots were acquired by Hasbro (owner of Transformers) & retconned to an alternate universe in the Transformers existence.

Has anyone done “here is what America’s government would look like of House & President were elected like Parliament & Prime Minister”?

The @cardinals are currently 3 full games ahead of every other team in the majors.

Every brand that declares a product “the ultimate” should be legally forbidden from producing any further products in that category.

A Watch app that syncs with your phone’s compass and gives you three quick taps every time you’re facing north until you know instinctively.

Apple Watch review idea: after wearing it and using it every day for two weeks, go a day without wearing it and review that day.

Where’s the Kickstarter wallet for people who have to carry a bunch of cards & cash around & there’s no way around it?

If the distance from Earth to Moon is length of Golden Gate bridge, then the distance from Earth to Mars is San Francisco to Albuquerque.

The craziest part of this 8 game winning streak for the @cardinals is how little it would have taken for this to be 3-5.

I convinced my brother that people would go to a .horse domain (but secretly ¯_(ツ)_/¯ ) t.co/AQLuYQaU4…

I don’t understand how anyone can credibly review Avengers: Age Of Ultron without first re-watching Howard The Duck.

Is there some list of every Marvel movie and show in the current continuity in order? Thinking about just starting over but not sure where.

I’m worn out on all the May The Fourth gags/sales, but I do like this url: t.co/mD6ZDiLCQ…

Glad Twitter exists so I don’t have to wonder what it means when the MLB app says Matt Carpenter left the game with an “injured head”

A cross between a Clydesdale and a Dalmatian called a Claymation.

Right on @zeldman’s tail for Outdoor check-ins: t.co/sv3hxNGWk…

I’m not at all anti-sports & I’m fine with being obsessed about events, I just didn’t know boxing was…a thing still. I feel very out of it.

I’m on team #mystifiedThatEveryoneIsIntoBoxing

Busch Stadium should have a concession special ready for times like this: No-Hitter-Jinx Hot Dogs & announce them loudly & repeatedly.