Dave

#CardinalDad We walk down to the railing at Busch & @___ points and says “Lou Brock on a golf cart!”

The jig is up. @___ found out I did not make up that song about said canary. t.co/0c7AQSKQv…

Sanitation invention: entrance to the bathroom requires you to allow both hands to be sprayed green with an easily washed off dye.

Flintstone Vitamins are still a thing. Are The Flintstones still a thing? Are they on tv at all? It’s… t.co/eNpAHWY4l…

It always feels like the Twitter app is saying PSYCH! when I tap on “2 Retweets” and see: t.co/Xt18o5GBd…

I asked @___ why he loved elevators & he said: “The doors open. What’s there? I don’t know!”

I’m staying up late to keep up with tweets from people at or watching the Yankees game. Another wild Friday night at the Underscores.

To achieve my goal of being in the best shape of my life at age 80 takes a real lifetime commitment to laziness.

Assuming annual Apple Watch update, people getting their watch in August will have 8 months till it’s obsolete. Maybe Watch2 is in Q4 2016.

License plate game: Find a word that uses all letters, in order. Shortest word wins. t.co/t8qIaKN0O… - HUGGABLE. HUMAN. HULA (winner)

A surprising number of 1994’s t.co/DUxKQLQax… sites are still active (& still cool), like this great domain: t.co/bV4XlZcO2…

Seems like Family Sharing on iOS breaks if one person is on 8.3 & others aren’t. “This app is no longer shared with you.”

I’m 99% sure my most used apps are Tweetbot and Twitter, but iOS 8.3 has other ideas for when I search t: t.co/idiXHcTsg…

Scientifically proved that the face detection algorithm in the new Photos app, while impressive, is not as good as a 2-year-old’s.

It seems unlikely Jony oversaw & approved the animated emoji. But equally hard to believe he wouldn’t pore over every OS detail. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Simple baseball rule of thumb: if you score zero, you know the loss is not your pitcher’s fault.

Was enjoying watching t.co/Jmh9zxDcI… fullscreen on side monitor till they made me sit through half-innings with Bieber staring at me

Bet we’re setting a new world record at Meh today: Most people convinced to buy both a lantern & an IP camera at once, for some reason.

.@isaiah Yes! The garbage truck’s another thing that’s amazing (a giant mech robot with built-in smasher!) that we mentally turn mundane.

Wednesdays are the best. t.co/d5kRC4xUB…

Showed @___ a red bird on a branch and he said “like Fredbird?” #gocards

Showed @___ a “red bird” and he said “like Fredbird?” #gocards

Do other languages have faux-other-languages, like we have Pig-Latin?

I’ve mostly excised “actually” & “technically” but wow do I say “essentially” and “basically” a lot.

Every time I find my issue in a forum, the 2nd post is: “I don’t have that but I do have this…” & the rest of topic is about that problem.