Lately @___ has been learning & talking about elevator brands. Which is fine when it’s Otis or Schindler but a little creepy when it’s ISIS.
Books I read to my kid are dedicated to other kids…nephews, or family friends. Almost like it’s hard to write a book with a toddler around.
I love that the Is Abe Vigoda Dead site at t.co/FAHSQ1VOQ… is now 14 years old and he’s still going. (Reload page for update.)
When you think about the inevitable future success of Facebook remember the surprising decline of Internet Explorer. #ozymandias
If Amazon’s new Cloud Storage Drive is truly unlimited, DropBox should start up an account and run their whole business through one account.
The special effects in this are more impressive than most movies out now: t.co/T3lC6nTv1…
Will you be able to set self-driving cars to speed by 4 or 5 mph? If not it’ll be another aspect that could make them dangerous on the road.
I bet the MacBook team regrets not integrating Siri into OS X now. t.co/eBdvNbyeF…
Using my phone less might make me a better & happier person, but I’d miss out on memes, so it’s sort of a toss up.
Consequences of no phone all morning: I misdressed my kid because I didn’t look up the forecast & I couldn’t turn on my living room lights.
Challenging myself tomorrow to see how long after I wake up I can avoid looking at my phone while still keeping it on & in my pocket.
Didn’t imagine this would work so well: t.co/Lq4mJT3TY…
Every Spring Training game should use alternate uniforms, with every gimmick & angle, and then play the full season in one uniform style.
Do you grow out of hitting your funny bone? (I’m sure I’m jinxing myself here, but it hasn’t happened in years.)
The most surprising thing to people visiting Texas (who haven’t lived there) is that people actually, for real, wear cowboy hats.
Just meerkat-ed a possum & it was the coolest meerkat ever but because of my stupid meerkats before, no one watched. #TheBoyWhoCriedMeerkat
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Beautiful sunrise, wasted at the airport: t.co/nglkZ8vli…
Can it be acceptable for groups of adults to read books to each other? It’d be educational & way less awkward than this whole talking thing.
If you’ve tweeted over 10,000 times & haven’t tried at least 3 Twitter apps, you can’t be trusted. What are you hiding? Who are you, really?