Dave

America. t.co/qgf4JZcH7…

I’m into @___‘s asymmetrical holiday decorating aesthetic: t.co/J93MNE0gZ…

If you’re in the middle of a Venn diagram of Disney, puppets, & word games then you cannot not like this: t.co/fCQRtshi4…

I didn’t predict how hard gift-giving & wishlist-building would be now that books, movies & music are usually just bits & giving bits sucks.

I’m basically in the marketing business and I have no idea what this means. t.co/b2egJBP36…

I mixed old and new batteries, because that’s the kind of rebel I am.

Time for some eggnog. t.co/oiCK79Xmv…

What’s the right amount of ornaments on a Christmas tree?

I gave @CAH $5 in exchange for absolutely nothing. Consider it a tip for doing Black Friday right.

Another year scrambling to get the TV antenna up to watch the Macy’s parade. Will next year be the one we can stream it on Apple TV?

Buttoned? Unbuttoned? (& why can’t twitter polls have photos?) t.co/VuTjtRXnv…

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There seems to be no overlap between cord cutters & people who want to watch the Thanksgiving Day parade.

I’m 50% more likely to buy your product if you name it Mr. or Mrs. t.co/qY5EVt8EV…

My grandpa still talks about playing the Wii in his retirement home. How did Nintendo screw that revolution up so terribly?

I’ve learned monogram shop owners literally don’t know the meaning of “well kerned”: t.co/Sq8TyVeYa…

Can I get an option to have Reminder alerts be as prominent and unavoidable as Alarm alerts?

Slack goes down so I just switch back to text messages and immediately make several typos that I can’t edit.

Will this year be the first we can watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade live via an Apple TV app? Not looking good.

Amazing preschool art t.co/dyPdBqgtz…

It’s unlikely Apple is ever coming out with a TV when they haven’t updated their own monitors in over 4 years. t.co/bCCsFd1qq…

Tonight, @___ asked if we could make the Magic Kingdom castle: t.co/wfOPZzHJO…

Seems like Square had to price at $9. I mean, that or $16, or maybe $4.

Why do people think yards look nicer with the leaves raked? t.co/D4oJqby8s…

On the plus side, a lot of kids are realizing they’re plenty smart enough to be a neurosurgeon.