Dave

I want to see the evidence the toothpaste companies have that squeezing from the bottom is truly the BEST result.

I watched the whole season of Daredevil, waiting for his epic battle with Loud-Whitenoise-Man but that must be in season two.

Not getting hearts is more painful than not getting stars.

Medium Thinkpiece: We Refuse To Run Our Panel At SXSW Because Of Their Recent Actions (And Because They Rejected Our Panel Idea)

You know the day is going well when an email exchange includes “Judging by the poop emoji I was sent back by one of your team members…”

I love real world pixel art. (cups on a fence, via t.co/mbfUOnEQy… ) t.co/5kFOPYqk3…

Twitter should buy Slack, or Slack should buy Twitter, so we can pick any emoji we want to fave/like tweets.

VISA says “We see mobile as the future” but they’re wrong. It’s the present. t.co/vEqze3wfi…

Is there a reason no gas stations have Apple Pay yet? Like, is it against some terms & conditions? I’d love to not touch a gas keypad again.

Polls let you tweet more than 140 characters, as long as you don’t care if people who use Tweetbot can see all of it

I thought I was starting to understand Snapchat. Then @nor changed their Twitter avatar to this & I’m lost again. t.co/WSlpNOnMV…

I’m going to guess the founding fathers who decided on this time change mess did not have toddlers.

Sunrise shopping while all the childless sleep in. (@ Schnucks - @schnuckmarkets) t.co/mdms8jghC… t.co/uRfBA3UL1…

I understand that there’s variance in when trick-or-treating ends, but ringing our doorbell at 10:40pm when our lights are out is crazy.

What’s the vampires favorite drink? Bloodweiser. Love when the kids have a beer joke.

Best Halloween joke so far: what do you call a computer at the bottom of the ocean? A Dell Rolling In The Deep.

Ready. t.co/AReX6Vxzt…

The castle. @ Royal Castle At The Magic Kingdom t.co/5OU3EYHLa…

Impressive conflict in decision making so far.

I chose the second answer on this poll:

I usually can’t listen to audio while working, but this Bob Ross marathon fades pleasantly into the background: t.co/gTD2O6OJu…

Some favorites: Polly Wolly Doodle, Lois Lane, “shiver my timbers”, the fatsuit, “for want of a nail”, a confidant, & a bass clarinet

When I’m bored I check out the lengths Wikipedia authors went to cram Monk (TV Show) links into 1,561 topics: t.co/Z3Z5BwNlO…

The way I use my phone when the battery hits 10% is probably the way I should always use my phone.

On October 29, 2025 will the results of this poll be viewable?