Dave

October’s the one time of year we’ve got a full red load every time we do the laundry.

I’ve always said pup tent. But is it pop tent? Are those different things? Or synonyms? Is one a subset? I’m supposed to go to sleep now?

Proposing a new rule for postseason baseball games: only earned runs count.

How does this happen? t.co/uiABq4IsE…

Google Drive is down, which makes me think about Google Cars being…down. Remember to check the status board before starting that road trip!

It’s probably good for Congress to have to figure out what you do with, essentially, a three party system.

Hey, cool, my random number generator hit a new high score today. t.co/X11boVkjM…

Anyone know what it means that the falling leaves have this white stuff on them? t.co/DQhqaLxK4…

So do you change your Twitter handle from @GOPleader once you decide you don’t want to lead the GOP? And what to?

Minutes in & Moments has no mention of McCarthy dropping out, while my timeline is full of takes. Am I misunderstanding what that’s for?

Today at school the 2-year-olds brainstormed ingredients you need to make a strawberry cake. One of the top guesses: beer. (Also, pepper.)

As a @cardinals fan, it’s hard to figure out what to root for tonight. Thinking: game called after 28 innings, they resume play tomorrow.

If you’d told me 5 years ago Cardinals, Brewers, Cubs & Astros would be in the postseason, I’d say you really don’t know how baseball works.

Nothing makes you rethink your life’s priorities like ranking in the top 100 for an iOS game.

Looking forward to the waterproof iPhone 7, when it again becomes funny and not tragic to push people into swimming pools.

Digging CNN’s willingness to try mobile designs that other massive media companies would never dare: t.co/UNetHx8Hw…

The @cardinals are running a science experiment hypothesizing that rest & preparation are more important than momentum in the post-season.

Amazon adds Prime to help retail sales. Adds Prime Video to help Prime sales. Removes retail products to help Prime Video sales. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Oh. Deleted Tweetbot 3 after I got Tweetbot 4. Didn’t know it wouldn’t move drafts over. The world will have to survive without them somehow

It ends up that I wish both of these games today were able to be over by the 5th inning.

I mean, I guess it’d be weirder to only read part of it. (If you don’t have it, it’s an awesome book, btw: t.co/hDLCMRN8T… )

Went to a reading of McToad Mows Tiny Island, pics by @hendrixart. Didn’t occur to me that at kids’ book readings, they read the whole book.

Dear Siri, it is not pronounced Saint Louie.

What genius is going to figure out how to use iOS’s content blockers to do the “the cloud to my butt” text swap extension?

Hell, why even wait for it to go south? t.co/kUOE4ZFCK…