Dave

Half-expected iOS 9 to get rid of the silly double-touch-the-home-button reachability mode that I can’t believe anyone actually uses.

I want an app that exports Live Photos as animated gifs, so I can share on here.

Merry Christmas And A Happy September to you too, Target. t.co/s5eV2MJXx…

It’s only after finishing Seveneves & looking at tweets & reviews about it that I see it’s over 800 pages long. Oddities of Kindle reading.

Used up my 10 free NYTimes articles by “peeping” links in the Apple News app. Just in case you think you had a bad day.

I’m considering switching which pocket my phone is in. Can that be done? Will I go mad? What will become of the phone outline on my jeans?

Happy Day They Used To Set The Display Width! t.co/SVBAkDxyp…

.@PDBeth I would love to hear that it will become official @stltoday policy to turn off the Google survey on emergency breaking news.

.@stltoday Yes or No: It’s ok to obscure news on shooting & lockdown till questions on shopping habits are answered? t.co/CSlyFeGIJ…

Do other news sites do this? @stltoday replaces all article text with gray bars until you answer 3-4 questions in a marketing questionnaire.

Nothing like trying to get updates on neighborhood shooting & school lockdown (everything’s fine) & battling @stltoday’s awful obscuring ads

Whoa, #pizzarat guy, Matt Little, likes the Song For Pizza Rat we made at @wearemeh! t.co/NnFTWLZni… t.co/viULEv9VB…

“I’ll never forget you” seems like a very low bar, given the totally random people from decades ago I still remember.

Looking forward to the think pieces on how to talk to your kids about the death of Yogi Bear.

My kid says “if you can say poo poo and poop, then it can be pee pee and peep” and it’s hard to argue with the logic.

I cringe every time I see a photo of myself grinning stupidly, which seems to be most photos, but the alternative is I should be less happy?

I kind of took the easy answer for @danieleagee’s question, but it’s also just the truth: t.co/E1e4YfIUF…

New slang for eating apples, courtesy of @___: “making umbrellas“ t.co/P1Q1tcuyA…

Hope to get famous enough that my death is an exclusive: t.co/ofNQ02XJj…

Looks like @periscopeco has a few bugs to fix in their landscape video support. t.co/PctYKA5BK…

May need to take a couple days off next week to review & configure the 7000 toggles in the content blocker apps. t.co/bEdbOXptu…

After well over 60,000 JBL Micro speaker docks sold, we (@wearemeh) finally got rid of our last ones today! It’s truly the end of an era.

The best “feature” of iOS9 is sorting the notifications tab the obviously right way: in the same order they showed up on your lock screen.

Content Blocker app idea: Block *

Interesting to see transit info on iOS9 available in 6 American cities and “around 300” Chinese cities.

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