Dave

Learned: Umpteen comes from slang where the morse code dash was called “umpty” after the sound the machine made. (The dot was called iddy.)

iOS App idea: turn a burst mode of photos into an animated gif.

I save NASA’s graphics standards manual for its Worm logo to my home screen & get the Meatball logo for the icon. t.co/WAfMRCgsc…

I think everyone just has different sized tanks of extrovert fuel (and different things that ignite that fuel).

Some days after the effort of getting @___ dressed, I’m ready to sleep another 8 hours.

This side is XOXO says @___ & this side is spaghetti and tomatoes. t.co/3BHcsepMM…

Apple’s getting pretty good at getting me to opt-in to Siri ads. t.co/Jgzs056zu…

How many people’s plugged in iPhones just responded to the keynote?

“Oh and also, we convinced MLB to get rid of that stupid blackout-your-home-team rule.”

Was Steve Jobs’s biggest role in keynotes as editor? WWDC’s event sprawled & hearing this is the only event of the year means it will too.

I wanted to get this working as a lock screen background but it’s just a bit too hectic: t.co/9mPDOQRoF…

Want to freak someone out? Turn on zoom on their iPhone & zoom in 1%. I did that & about set up an Apple appointment before figuring it out.

Pleased with how well this shot I took on the plane today works as an iPhone 6 background: t.co/1MbQap97z…

One view of Walt Disney World: t.co/dOBKVikR3…

☑ Fireworks at Hollywood Studios at 9:15 ☑ Fireworks at Magic Kingdom at 10 (Also: ☑ Crazy frantic rush to bus & up to balcony at our room)

Sunset at the Hollywood Tower Hotel. #disneyworld t.co/0Qro1s8mC…

Suspiciously defensive when asked about his opinion on Magic Kingdom mayoral term limits. t.co/kkcBshp26…

Tried to nail down some policy positions from the Magic Kingdom mayor but he filibustered. t.co/uERnWIKhL…

Just realized @___ had never used a bar of soap. He thought I was joking when I suggested picking it up to clean his hands.

Crowd Level 1 days are nice. t.co/OvrXPtc6K…

You know it’s a good carousel when the horseshoes are this detailed. #grantsfarm t.co/Lhl8VnAL3…

Now that @McDonalds has round-the-clock breakfast, I can get a Big Mac with hash browns instead of a burger, right?

While other sites shut down comments, the @wearemeh community sends cake: t.co/itE6462Bv… & wedding gifts: t.co/AQLJDqKfU…

Not sure how much longer it’s possible to pretend we only get these for @___ to play with. t.co/YexuwU516…

Hey teens: no one cares or remembers that embarrassing thing you did last week. But it will keep you up at night the rest of your life.