Dave

So many sites try to be clever & funny but end up annoying & frustrating. At @wearemeh, we aim for annoying & frustrating and hit the mark.

A decent summary of “so what’s Dave been up to?” t.co/NN7fKsF7F…

Considering a trip to visit every restaurant reviewed to have the “worst fries” in America: t.co/psk0flZi9…

If it were about strategy & not saving face, the FBI would withdraw the suit & say they found no way to get into that, or any, iPhone.

There’s a distinct lack of action adventure movies centered on Easter Day. t.co/Brt0fRYTR…

Just famous enough for custom spear phishing attempts, apparently.

Microsoft’s going to great lengths to avoid that the-cloud-to-my-butt browser extension: t.co/EDilbORMB…

PALPATINE: A lot of people don’t know this, but I originally trained as a dancer. “Episode V.V: The Intern’s Gambit” t.co/PKFGGhz5N…

This episode title makes me sad. t.co/AqCjQOIte…

Nothing to be sorry about, Adobe, I’m happy to see this instead of ads: t.co/xXneKbQRB…

“The most suspenseful part of the first half of this movie was when I was trying to open my giant bag of Reese’s Pieces without detection.”

[poll] What skin tone emoji do you usually pick?

I just figured out those Snapchat live filters, so it’s time to move on to something else, kids.

Ah great, artificial intelligence has now evolved to a level where it accidentally @’s me. t.co/Gp4O8Hk21…

Nightshift claims to help stop phones keeping you up, but I had trouble sleeping even with it on the whole time I played Infinity Blade III.

Ludicrous movie plot idea: a massive corporation fights the government to protect the privacy, security, and liberty of the people.

Feeling nostalgic about when the first iPhone came out & I said “Pretty cool, but it’d be better if I could make everything really orange.”

If the November vote is 48% Clinton, 30% Trump, 22% 3rd-party, who’s president? The (Republican-led) House of Representatives gets to pick.

I must have missed the part where they announced the new Cinema Displays.

It’s a Spring Wonderland out there. t.co/QwqNZTfSX…

The detective work involved in “what did I just step on?” gets much tougher when living with a toddler.

Supporting encryption by encrypting your band name and song titles, apparently. t.co/XlErtZooq…

I discovered my favorite way to catch up on important things I missed - search people I follow for “holy shit”: t.co/07pRCeQTL…

An RPG where all the exciting adventure stuff is automated & the gameplay is figuring out how much you can carry and how to best pack it.

Why aren’t paper shredding companies required to develop a method to reassemble shredded paper?