Check out this awesome illustrated tale of visiting the Cahokia Mounds, in the @nytimes, by my pal @hendrixart: t.co/Yn2IjJBg8…
I honestly don’t understand this. One week later (yesterday), LePage endorsed Trump. t.co/hkF8KKq8B…
Still recovering from being called a “VERY BAD BOY” because I wouldn’t let @___ wander the house at 2am last night.
Every long once in awhile we all recover from our colds at the same time. It’s like a one day Pax Romana before someone gets sick again.
A fun torture device for writers - sort an article alphabetically (like here: t.co/UfLRtCbs5…) to see how often you reuse odd words.
A lifetime of careful and thorough hand washing, brought down by one afternoon of nachos and bowling.
She voted for Bush, but now that he’s out, she’s going to vote for Bernie Sanders. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ t.co/xWIjemuRM…
Carson’s name was called to drop out weeks ago but he missed it & now he’s just standing there as the other candidates pass him by.
A couple tasks I brought up at work: 1) Why haven’t you dressed up as Godzilla yet? 2) When are you going to break something into pieces?
If you think it’s five years away, it’s actually two. If you think it’s ten years away, it’s actually twenty.
Too many good quotes to tweet, but one: “Social media was playing this up because they need more people to watch TV” t.co/o9VHdoWvH…
Still time for an art film episode of Star Wars that follows, in excruciating detail, the day-to-day life of Obi Wan’s life as a hermit.
Amazon wants us to get Game Day Ready by buying…toothpaste. I feel like I don’t know the rules of this game. t.co/wNaG73PUx…
It appears the level of fame I’ve achieved is “worth it for spammers to post boobies in reply to every tweet”.
In the Netherlands, if someone sneezes three times, it’s customary to say “the weather will be nice tomorrow” - t.co/Wm2h1lR9D…
If you have Apple Music, this is 12 albums of Otis Redding awesomeness: t.co/8QvO7mU4H…
Snow on a day I don’t have to go anywhere. And no school or mail delivery tomorrow to make me feel guilty about not shoveling. 👍🏼
It snowed about half a buck. t.co/mWFQDTywC…
I’m not celebrating his death. I’m celebrating the loss of terrible decisions he was going to impose over the next decade.
If step one is “press cancel” you did it wrong. #UXproTips t.co/9ibS7XRGB…
I hope Cue & Federighi eventually forgive @gruber for letting t.co/gSdlnvhvr… sponsor their episode: t.co/ct4s7tAIh…