Sadly not true. t.co/VpKdGQioO…
I’m trying to work out how to send my future driverless car through the drive-through to bring home some fries. Robot arm with Apple Pay?
How will it affect the NFL when high schools decide to stop having football teams because the concussion risk is too high?
There’s many reasonable ways to critique Macklemore’s White Privilege II. It’s infuriating that media is opting for “feud with Iggy Azalea.”
Plans tonight: Lay around doing nothing but drinking hot chocolate because the East Coast would have wanted it that way.
I love that t.co/aoglSPsek… is still an anti-Nissan protest site.
Parenting can feel so awful sometimes. I was going for “firm and clear” and apparently ended up closer to “scary and mean”.
Free superhero idea: the character can grow huge like the Hulk, but maintains mass, so gets much less dense when getting bigger.
Area Headline Writers Really Enjoying Cramming A “For Real” Into This News: t.co/vyiW1wsoo…
Sometimes I miss the super-nerdy Internet days where the angriest arguments were about whether 0.9-repeating was equal to 1.
When I’m sick & go to the store to get medicine, I do everything I can to not cough while checking out, because it just feels too cliché.
I bet most people would guess wrong if asked what US state is closest in size to Iran. It’s Alaska. Put another way: t.co/wVY7OgStR…
I’m in my 40s. I was born in the ‘70s. So why am I always shocked to find out something from the seventies is forty years old?
I had a complicated mix of emotions as @___ threw a tantrum because it was past bedtime but he didn’t want to stop playing with his robots.
It would be challenging to come up with a more confusing layout for @potus Q&A ( t.co/ldaMWn9w2… ): t.co/75kCm7x2V…
I totally get why @getstolen shut down. It felt wrong to “own” someone. Right move. But. I had just collected all single-letter accounts!
Need to make a subtle change for the next couple months: t.co/PGP5egEq3…
Will there be a time that “turn it off and on again” stops being the best/most likely tech solution?
Looks like we’re down to two (verified) living humans born in the 19th century: t.co/qs8jmopWy…
There are three people right now who are disappointed to find out that they’re only winning $0.5 billion instead of $1.5 billion.
Marketing idea: “Light beer” that is just a smaller bottle of good full-calorie beer, plus a glass of water to drink afterwards.
As @___ hung up on a Facetime call, he also pushed the home button & triggered Siri. I said to him, “We have to call them back!” & Siri did.
Whew, glad I didn’t have to repeat myself: t.co/Ej8PuDRbO…