How did the chip card roll-out get so screwed up? t.co/dwd9sIjKE…
What’s any explanation (even a stupid/selfish/evil one) why there’s an Amazon Video iOS app with AirPlay but not an Apple TV app?
You used to wonder why someone was driving badly, instead of knowing it was because they were using their phone.
I want Netflix add-ons. Like “put name tag stickers on everyone’s shirt” and “insert audio of people saying goodbye when the call is done.”
So much for thinking the betting markets are dependable predictors of political outcomes. t.co/OOPMQzho6…
This is a fun @cardinals game to be winning 7-0. t.co/gazATgGEf…
Every dinner, @___ says “cut all my food into bites & I’ll eat it all.” Every night, I do. He eats 1 bite & is done. t.co/XGyd6srbQ…
Services making me feel bad turning minor inconveniences into life tragedies. t.co/ZL7E6KnSr…
You can now buy from t.co/FblwwffVC… (if you’re VMP) by typing /buy in our forum, for some reason! t.co/C6mxKfPsO…
I’m folding laundry and @_’s little clothes are mostly square shapes. Mine are rectangles. But @’s are hypercubes.
“Hey Dad, it’s cool that you threw the Emperor into that shaft but don’t think it makes up for blowing up Alderaan. Happy Father’s Day.”
My latest stupid Star Wars theory: episode VII actually ended on Earth. Episode VIII starts “a long time ago in this galaxy…”
In a Twitter Moment, Twitter tells me about the Twitter Moment I am in. t.co/2vpQ2RjNj…
Now on the Meh forum if you start a comment with /emojify it’ll automatically swap in emoji: t.co/PPs1Lvb0c… t.co/gJIucuzn6…
At the next Twitter Ad exec meeting: “Can someone tell me why all these ads are targeting the eggplant emoji?” t.co/crdFG6RF8…
The @washingtonpost quotes a merch rep at a Trump rally named Clinton Sanders, not asking if that’s his real name t.co/vY873jup4…
The debate over how to stop future killings like in Orlando is whether we change the first or the second amendment.
We’ve lived here almost three years but out of nowhere a beautiful lily showed up today. t.co/WWp4TiRUS…