That thing where you hear a word repeated & it sounds crazy, except it’s a site you named & TV hosts repeating it: t.co/ufDC1NlPG…
In a golden age with @___ where he will tell me the baseball score and game updates when I’m in the other room.
I think I like about humans is how perfectly good you can get at knowing exactly how much to swing that door so it just latches shut.
Weird being able to watch the World Baseball Classic games delayed & have zero spoilers in my feed because no one cared. It was good!
One of my favorite Chuck Berry things is his reviews of punk records in @StevePick4’s 1980 Jet Lag zine: t.co/XKnvFGsk7…
Wow, I’ve been on Twitter 10 years. Most disconcerting is realizing this avatar isn’t what I look like, but what I looked like a decade ago.
Glad to verify by winning 1st in a trivia contest (out of 45 tables) & awkward social interaction (hi @bluishorange) t.co/7QNTYAZR2…
When you sign up for a new account anywhere shouldn’t they try your email & password at the most common sites & reject it if any match?
Asked “What’s a continent?” A big piece of land that has countries in it. @___: “What countries are in Antarctica?” Ok, I’ll try again. Uh…
I like this song, unless you do too & then I don’t really like it because it’s too well liked. But until then, I do. t.co/OKIi5zzH2…
There’s no better day than National Panda Day to share this video that, even if you’ve seen it, you will enjoy: t.co/YDOJ13JnC…
This is a good baseball game but I’m having trouble paying attention because no one is talking about this GIANT DOLL THAT HAS ITS OWN DOLLS. t.co/3UqIhaiyW…
Someone should make realistic packaged meals for toddlers. One pea, one half of a chicken nugget, and seventeen crackers.
This is the best billboard ad I’ve seen on a baseball game. t.co/foPA7VcdU…
t.co/Fblwwfxx1… will one day be known not for rejuvenating the daily deal model, but for starting the Murder, She Wrote movement. t.co/cuD9hXI5n…
I give up. t.co/WEIY8f20L…
Our other long national nightmare of not having lyrics to the “Murder, She Wrote” theme song is now also over. t.co/7V3KoxB32…
Before cars were prevalent, people would see you soon. After that, people see you later: t.co/x7olHgba2…
I’ve always thought what Doomsday Preppers were missing was a catchy ukulele tune guiding you through your planning: t.co/McIEdm5PZ…
A good day to check who you’re following on here and consider adding more women from those being RT’d: t.co/MgrKRDUkM…
Our long national nightmare of not having “Murder, She Wrote” guest star trading cards is over. t.co/3usM3wzga…
We’re getting into Being John Malkovich territory here. t.co/KITrGd9BE…
I worry the next time this level of shock and surprise happens it will not be because of something as harmless as an awards show gaffe: t.co/rr6YYl3lW…
Oh nothing, just reading arguments from 1982 over who Yoda meant when he said “There is another.” t.co/gUoRH70IA…
The App Store is a wealth of creativity and inventiveness, as you can tell by these ski app icons. t.co/omkz1epKz…