Can society just make it societally unacceptable to wish something (have a good trip, have a good meal) that can’t be replied “you too” to?
Another shocking celebrity death (that we’re just making sure we’re prepared for): t.co/VUbZO23JB…
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It’s time to make video games that look & work exactly like the box art on Atari games. t.co/f0F3cuQaA…
As a kid I kept looking forward to getting older, to that time when social interactions would just be something I knew how to do right.
I was remembering a ridiculous @woot sale I enjoyed & then noticed “last purchase: 10 years ago” so now I’ll just sit here feeling very old. t.co/NZ795QsVD…
Idea: fun, addictive game, but instead of In-App-Purchases you call your senators for upgrades and bonuses.
But you know what, I’ll forgive it because of this last line: t.co/OFCPKYCkp…
Oh, great, that thing where people gratuitously add “finally” to news about Apple is now happening in all journalism. t.co/79AHFQiaS…
I’m better at t.co/lPiUfYXDD… than any of my friends except the two who made the game, so that seems ok. t.co/2F2DoHCSK…
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This is a jerk move, @apple. t.co/RONfRitFs…
I recommend this google image search: t.co/XwbTFmZFm…
I wonder what Border Patrol will do when they check my Twitter mentions. t.co/HSQdVLlmK…
I assumed you couldn’t write an Executive Order contradicting the constitution but turns out it was just that no one was crazy enough to try
Six years later, I’ve used two-thirds of one of these 10 nutmeg nuts. t.co/XPIIsISl8…
“If you have a problem and you are looking for a real and genuine spell caster” is the most interesting forum spam we’ve gotten yet.
Spring fighting through winter t.co/CtWMeaRmT…
Watch for @_ @__ and @___! t.co/J4JIeUT8A…
I’m trying to think about how much good Jimmy Carter did after he left office, and how citizen Barack Obama is just getting started.
Ten years & 15000 tweets in, I feel like I should mostly understand twitter, but I have no idea what this is about: t.co/KO9lbMTxu…