I later found out the other people there thought I was being a jerk and not putting my “real” handle on my name tag because it was just a _.
Weird to think about: In 2007 I went to a meet-up where the thing we had in common was that we were on Twitter.
Yesterday at t.co/gSdlnuZUA… we sold 1000 lighters in an hour without ever once mentioning smoking or cigarettes. “Burn things.”
Doctor’s Office decor: Charmingly nostalgic or just crazily outdated? t.co/YjhWvnPrt…
A good indication how little Apple cares about the “phone” part of the iPhone: these sloppy time & date text fields. t.co/hIOQT56U8…
App idea: calls you & plays the audio of your videos into your phone’s inbox. Posts the transcription as a comment. t.co/86JWkcXqK…
Apple’s new voice message transcript is surprisingly good. Now I want it to transcribe my home videos so I can search for words @___ said.
Million dollar idea: load a site with Amazon ads for cat posters so people can click & get retargeted for cute cats everywhere else.
Has anyone named this wonderful style of joke? It feels very Twitter. Lyric-the-news? Coupleting? Poemlines? t.co/GdEKbFMZ7…
I think Apple Messages is trying to sow doubt between me and @__. t.co/NbEvcHdvT…
GROSS ALERT: What’s with guys who seem to think their job while standing at the urinal is to empty their mouth of every last bit of saliva?
Million Dollar Spy Equipment Idea: shoes with speakers that do active noise canceling of your footsteps.
With an hour to go, the @xoxo campaign at t.co/PEUudQw8A… to get homes for the homeless is close to $50k, 10x the original goal!
Home from @xoxo & think “time to catch up on the web,” go to t.co/90vdxt8Qy… & wonder why there’s no new links from the last week. š¤
Someone should have a concert venue with standing sections strictly dictated by height. t.co/8kyzFEa13…
Ha, thought the _ on my #xoxofest badge was my @_ but saw everyone has an _ & my handle’s missing. Maybe I broke it. t.co/MemQ3NTox…
They announced the flight attendants as “Dave, Barb, & Barbara” and for a second I worried @__ & I had accidentally volunteered to help out.
“mobile oneā¦mobile oneā¦mobile oneā¦mARble Run.” @___ is self-diagnosing & correcting speech issues by way of YouTube voice search.
I’d thought chip cards would kill my use of the Square adaptor, but it turns out to be the headphone jack. t.co/MVsXABoXr…
Prediction: Garry Marshall was the only thing stopping remakes of Happy Days and they’re being pitched now that he’s gone.
The squirrels at Disney World are serious. @ Epcot - Walt Disney World t.co/G75wuYbK2…