Dave

The most surprising thing about the AMBER alerts complaints is that you all don’t have your mute switch on.

Browser plug-in idea: on user registration forms, check the unchecked boxes and uncheck the checked boxes.

I’d pay $10/month for accurate text transcriptions of my favorite podcasts, and $20/month for quality summaries & quotes.

I feel like @klout taunts me with weird score changes just to say “Are you sure you don’t care about your Klout score? Really?”

Of all the common and frequently used “a” words, the absolute last one needing an abbreviated symbol had to be “at”.

I bet when they were brainstorming what types of things people might do with Twitter, someone kept saying “snigglets!”

Apparently the kid had a relatively quiet night, which my brain nicely made up for by giving me dreams of him upset & crying all night.

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Idea for Bezos’s 1st change to The Post. Stop cutting articles (like this: t.co/KmZKJsNRY…) in to 5 pages for bogus page views.

I hope The Washington Post Company changes their name to The Post Washington Post Company.

Are there people who don’t immediately get @tmbg stuck in their head every time anyone even mentions particle board?

I cut my thumb, the 1st time since ‘07. I know, as I would’ve remembered how annoying it is to have a Band-Aid on while typing on an iPhone.

I understand they had to cut some corners on the new low-end iPhone 5C but I’ve got to say, this surprised me: t.co/nEuMX1zDW…

I get that the govt can stop companies from telling you that you are being investigated, but can they stop them from telling you you’re not?

You learn so much watching the Little League World Series. For instance, the shortstop’s favorite hobby is baseball.

Today’s One Thousand Cream Ice Cream Cones project by @JesseThorn carries a bit more risk than most people realize: t.co/pCDPEi77I…

People go on & on but, really, baby’s don’t have all that good of a grip.

ESPN, you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. t.co/0RNezqNAJ…

It’s so weird thinking about computers before Second Life. I mean, what did we even do on these things?

pro-tip: Elvis Costello’s Allison is a great song to start a (Pandora/Spotify/Lazify) radio channel.

Having fun with @mattcomi’s new @photochopapp. t.co/kMvUa1myS…

In January, 2005 I earned $0.95 from an Amazon affiliate link. Monthly I get an email saying they’re carrying it forward to the next month.

Someone do a Jay Z tribute act called Jay-Z now that that’s available.

Mission Impossible plots seem feasible now. Camera watches roll of a roulette wheel & marble and predicts where it’ll land in time to bet.

When does Instagram get RTs? I don’t want it to, but I don’t understand why it hasn’t happened.