Dave

I wonder if I’m the only native English speaker whose mentions tab is assumed to be in Arabic. t.co/qjm3WQzjP…

New first for me today, @AliAbunimah accused me of being complicit in a massacre because of my Twitter username: t.co/SMkBWYkXF…

Easy baseball site-app idea: enter some stat & it calculates what it’s on pace for by season end. (Team wins, HRs, Ks, ABs, etc.)

OH: “Mom, what’s his creature power?” t.co/slgjXzNIj…

.@billpollock I’d use a site that reviewed the difficulty of canceling paid services as a caution to subscribing. Might change things.

Today my son flipped from back to tummy. He can flip both ways, so I guess he can now get from Alaska to Chile, given enough persistence.

Hey 2006 me: 2013 me is disappointed that Yadier Molina now has the second best batting average in the National League.

I don’t have daytime and nighttime iPhones, but I do use a separate peanut butter knife and a jelly knife. #livingthedream

Thinking of taking a PROBIOTIC because it anagrams to ROBOTIC PI.

The fun way to do the MLB PED suspensions would be forcing one full season at AAA or below (with corresponding salary drop).

In the future we’ll take short vacations to alternate universe lines. First up, the one where biting your cheek doesn’t make it swell.

We can all agree they were kind of phoning it in with “a note to follow So”, right?

.@jamieswb Next filmumentary suggestion: Caddyshack!

It’s still legal to discriminate on the basis of a chosen email provider, right?

Just noticed that Calvin & Hobbes is just A A Milne’s stories plus adults to ruin the fun.

Lost the royal baby naming pool. I was sure they’d pick His Royal Highness Aiden Braden Caden of Cambridge.

So, given that they’re technically non-profits, it’s not a million dollar idea, but still, some Christian church needs to rename: First OMG.

I’m going to get ahead of the curve and start spending all day staring at my wrist.

It’s a shame major league baseball teams have no other means of monetization than selling intrusive ads over the background of team sites.

Sad that Law & Order star Dennis Farina died before his 18th birthday: t.co/vNB9miC0z…

Waiting to hear that Lucas is going to take on the Leonard prequels.

What’s the highest paying job almost everyone assumes they’d be good at? I vote movie trailer voice over.

Didn’t have four quarters for the pay changing table (!) in the men’s room, so the whole airport gets a show.

Maybe I wouldn’t have set the Target Back To School commercial to Salt-N-Pepa’s Push It.

Art Idea: A Personal Raincloud version of the MOMA Rain Room, where the storm clouds only follow you around. t.co/5eLx110U2…