Can’t believe the idiots who think America is 2013 years old today. So dumb. There was no year 0, it’s 2012 years old.
1) List of Individual Dogs t.co/uTaXOpV06… 2) Spuds was Honey Tree Evil Eye 3) In OH it’s illegal for Santa to promote liquor sales
I assume Dr. Engelbart was a time traveler or visited by aliens. It’s crazy how much of today he predicted & created: t.co/nUTQV4aI0…
Alexander HamiltOn Golden Pond, George WashingtOn Golden Pond, James MadisOn Golden Pond, Thomas JeffersOn Golden Pond #FoundingFathersFilms
I have articles to read from my last Google Reader sync, but they’re all about what life will be like after the last Google Reader sync.
Coffitivity suddenly stopped with all the coffee sounds. As if I’d made a huge faux-pas & the whole coffee shop stopped to look at me.
Hey @cardinals my son has a proposal for a Cardinals uniform update. t.co/1H8gvCLyi…
Twitter lifetime challenge: Always have at least one of your top twenty favorited tweets be from the last 100 days.
To stay in touch with the kids these days I’m going to set up Text Expander to contract “shake my head” to its hipper abbreviation.
My review of every autobiography that doesn’t end with the author sitting down to write a book - LIES!
I want Google Reader to now announce they’re not shutting down, they just wanted some competition to better motivate them.
Unintentionally appropriate: “For technical reasons, “$#*! My Dad Says” redirects here.” - t.co/dQ91af2KO…
When I really need to remember a fact, I just have to convince myself it may one day come up in a trivia contest.
Thinking through some difficult and potentially controversial decisions for my son: I think I’m going to go DC instead of Marvel.
Seattle heat weather advisory: Hope you got your things together. Hope you are quite prepared to die. Looks like we’re in for nasty weather.
I bet you can’t guess what decade MapQuest was founded: t.co/AQ31R7cdb…
Baby’s first baseball game! Let’s see what inning we make it to. (@ Safeco Field w/ 2 others) t.co/AkoJ2ybP1…
Dibs on t.co/UPcp6mXfs… (That’s how ICAAN operates now, right? Dibs?)
You know what word should be all about violence and aggression and is basically the opposite? Bashful.
Remembering that crazy time it snowed like crazy in San Antonio (January 2, 1985): t.co/KL8v0ILxr…
Just referred to the bedroom clock as a wallphone and it took me awhile to realize why that was wrong.