Dave

Now that BBC’s Sherlock has established that 3-episode seasons are acceptable, can we get more Flight of the Conchords seasons @fotc ?

Million-dollar idea: Baby And Me beatboxing classes.

I love seeing design evolve in the real world: EXIT signs make so much more sense lit green instead of red.

The Wii U makes sense in the universe where the GameCube was a massive success and the original Wii was a huge flop.

It’s an odd quirk of our govt that you must legally confront death & serious injury any time you put your baby in a new toy.

That’s no…oh, wait, never mind, totally a moon.

Sometimes when I’m rotating through making silly sounds with my son, I accidentally switch into the car alarm cycle.

How about when I accidentally leave my camera plugged into my computer it charges the battery instead of draining it?

Obvious million-dollar idea: infant pants with a squeaker built into the butt.

You know, John @hodgman has been living in a post-PC world for a few years longer than the rest of us & seems to be doing all right.

For all his faults, you know for sure that Howard Hughes was not a nail biter.

Hey ears, take a tip from the eyes and learn how to adjust to much lower levels of input.

Not many professions benefit from a bushy mustache, but the way it hides your mouth is a plus for visits to the mound by baseball managers.

A zoo with interactive buttons at each animal exhibit: “I saw it!” & “Nope, didn’t see anything” & then an app/site with live updates.

Great. I streamed John @hodgman ‘s Ragnarok Netflix special so many times all my recommendations are for apocalyptic comedy specials.

“FAA permits passengers to use electric razors & audio recorders during all phases of flight.” My podcast, Shaving During Take-Off is safe.

A brief moment of thinking I’m clever before realizing even Wikipedia mentions a space elevator cable is also sometimes called a beanstalk.

It took me more than a little while to figure out why all these people suddenly had strong opinions about LBJ.

If it had been a boy they could have named him Go & when mad yelled “Go West, young man!”

Crazy, our plane smells smoky because we’re flying over the wildfires in Colorado.

Is eating a werewolf cannibalism?

If you read only one tweet tonight, you’re now done and it’s time for bed.

Now that the Web is around, can we all agree that Joe Vs The Volcano is one of the best movies of all time?

I wonder how many people Snowden inspired to become Chinese spies, if only to pet a phoenix in a palace.

The TSA guy asked how many men are on a baseball team as a gag, but looked at me like I was crazy when I said 25 pre-September. He said 9.