Dave

Autodespair: the feeling of hopelessness as attempts to correct your spelling result in crazier and crazier autocorrect suggestions.

Yes, again. (@ Seattle-Tacoma International Airport (SEA) - @portofseattle w/ 64 others) t.co/uLH7Oa1RH…

Achievement Unlocked: poopy diaper change, in turbulence. (@ Seattle-Tacoma International Airport (SEA) w/ 41 others) t.co/H4WwUpNpo…

Almost bought wifi on the plane just to share my new @playdots high score. 434! t.co/qyKFauapN…

Totally amazed my kid with a magic trick I call “watch me separate this 3-ply tissue into 3 individual tissues!”

Everyone who posts about Arrested Development before I’ve finished is a jerk & everyone who complains after I’ve finished is a grump.

In 13 years, MLB realizes everyone is listening to live podcast commentators and offers alternate audio feeds, but only for non-home teams.

In 3 years everyone listens to someone’s live podcast commentating a sports event and keeps their TV on mute.

It’s important to alternate shoulders when burping your baby, so instead of going deaf on one side, you go half-deaf in each ear

Kind of creeped out by how much of Blue’s Clues is Steve just staring at me quietly.

History will mark today as the beginning of the 2nd civil war, started over whether it’s ok to tweet about Arrested Development episodes.

If Billboard ever makes a top 40 for songs listening to while on a boat, I’ve got a good guess what will forever be number one.

Today’s plan. t.co/FLFffCAdg…

Anthropologists will debate for years whether Tupac Shakur or TuFac Secure came first, and they’ll mean hologram Tupac.

Elf 2, where an elf is raised by humans.

If Marisa Mayer is truly dedicated to supporting Tumblr, she’ll legally change her name to Mayr.

How insanely successful would a chain of nightclubs called Stefon’s be, with weekly changing themes?

In a better alternate universe, Yahoo just bought Google Reader.

Idea: Adult pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey leagues and tournaments.

I’m not saying quitting your job is the best way to Inbox Zero, but it is effective.

As a pedestrian I hate the pedestrians-go-first-no-matter-what West coast thing. It’s awkward, uncertain & you feel like a jerk.

How often do you show someone what you’re looking at on your phone? I do that all the time. How do you do that with Google Glass?

I desperately need a “do I know you, how long have I known you, how do I know you, how well do I know you” app.

Today’s my last day at Woot! I’ll miss the place, but I’ll be keeping up with a lot of the folks, as we’ve been friends for most of my life.

If Twitter wants you to fall in love with their service, after you follow 1000 they should start suggesting people to unfollow.