Dave

“This article is about the horse. You may be looking for the episode or the actor.”

I’m accidentally raising my kid to be a huge Li’l Jon fan. He cracks up at WHAAAT, YEAH, and OKAY. And he also loves my new gold grillz.

A new @playdots mode idea: instead of a timer with 60 seconds you get 60 (or 100) moves to get the most points.

I asked a two-year-old what the MLB silhouette logo was and he said “a duck!” and now I can’t see anything else. t.co/bnuavm0qk…

My favorite “you might also like” email: t.co/QxoilTvvr… (after following @crashtxt they recommended @glitchr_)

Seriously, wow.
Q: What man refereed the comeback attempt of an ex-champ against Jack Johnson at Reno, Nevada? Dr. Brothers: Tex Rickard

Psychological-challenging mode on Dots: load up on all the power-ups and then test your willpower not to use any of them in a game.

I’m going to try out facial expressions from my son to see how they go for adults. First up, yawn-to-squeal.

Wonder how often the word “juggle” is used in articles about women, despite my guess that the vast majority of those who can juggle are men.

One of the bullet points in a default 404 page should be “Maybe the URL you followed was just a joke.”

I’m leaving Woot! Love the community we built & the voice we created, but it’s time for me to find what’s next. & hang out with my new kid!

It’s funny to be scooped by Tech Crunch on sharing some news with my friends and family.

Not sure how this works: Many people I follow are following 1000+ others. It’s hard to keep up with my ~600. In fact, I basically can’t.

I hate people who recite their dreams in detail, but it’s ok if you have a tune, a guitar, a harmonica solo, and you’re Bruce Springsteen.

Who watches over me. t.co/026QqHoM0…

I predict a presidential candidate uses Kickstarter for fundraising next election cycle.

Nice surprise! I forgot about Candy Box, but had apparently left a window earning candy in the background. Like finding $20 in your pocket!

FINALLY. t.co/nCY6MELEn…

I love when mistyping a URL gives me a business idea.

So excited for 2016, when we’ll be able to celebrate the first of many watch battery formats! t.co/0lmiRQ63i…

Whatever you’re doing, it’s time to take a moment and enjoy former Cardinal @FernandoTatis17’s artwork: t.co/dO5DJcmUa…

I love that t.co/dnTI6SHzt… now uses forecast.io to be super accurate.

Fairly certain my Sonicare brush has decided the best way to save my teeth is to kill me.

Ok, no, seriously, what is going on with all the anime girl avatars favoriting my tweets? t.co/Psxxf8bFx…

I like when a bunch of my tweets are each favorited by one (different) person. Like I’m catering to each follower’s special sense of humor.