Dave

I decided to turn search history back on to try out Google Now. Then, forgetting I did that, the next things I googled were twerk and dap.

Typing anything & hitting “forgot password” on t.co/rtZpQedrO… always results in a suspicious activity alert: t.co/ImlXLBIUk…

Who is the career leader for defensive indifference bases?

I most miss Steve Jobs when there are things deserving of witty, harsh barbs, like Google Glass.

So far, baby’s favorite app is Brian Eno’s Bloom music generator.

It’s most surprising that @theonion was hacked before they had a chance to fake their own hacking. Still, best post-hacking tweets ever.

My baby’s mobile in his crib has a projector. I might hack up a web connection, but it’d take a whole new kind of mobile web optimization.

What do you mean you don’t offer infant sizes of the 1913 jerseys worn in yesterday’s Cardinals throwback game?

Has @SteveMartinToGo not been the SNL musical guest because…he doesn’t want to? Because I can’t think of any other reason.

I bet I like the @SteveMartinToGo @ediebrickell musical pairing better than their presumably upcoming comedy album.

Swiss Army knife with a @Square reader pull-out.

My Twitter plan: Gradually grow who you follow, then audit & weed out those who haven’t been great. Repeat. t.co/pblOPiFY4…

That there’s a daily official New York Times blog post to discuss that day’s crossword puzzle is both the dorkiest & the coolest thing ever.

I consider myself a patient man, but when a progress bar fills up, only to empty and start over again, everything explodes everywhere.

How much money would @NYTimes lose if they gave a week’s subscription to the 1st person pointing out a typo? “versus” t.co/wHKbjFpMR…

As @anildash says, imagine the meeting: “Online shopping is a fad, double-down on direct marketing!” t.co/1TZJNGTog…

Happy foster older Jewish Asian safety month! t.co/195G6xnBB…

You know what? Crackers in bed. THAT’S what kind of night it is.

I use my phone flash almost exclusively to find that thing I dropped under the bed.

Pleasant pre-sunset in #Seattle this evening. t.co/tGz4ZYVsN…

I’m either growing up or severely malnourished: I decided to get a great at the store & ended up with a bagged salad.

So, uh, I guess combat juggling is a thing. t.co/SKGaTa1MB…

First novel serialized in App Store updates? t.co/iRpfZvZH6…

Never thought I would mistake someone’s pants for my socks. #babyLaundry

Awesome sun halo today. t.co/DoJiJGXrg…