Dave

As @smiller pointed out, substitute BoC for WWDC in every article about the ticket sales & it works exactly the same.

It would have been more fun if gopher:// had been the one to take over the world.

Maybe it’s old news but the Scarfolk Council blog t.co/vT2Ez52yL… is my new LiarTownUSA (which you also must see if you haven’t).

Best use I’ve seen for pay phone booths. t.co/7nitCnV5x…

The guy in line behind me says “I’m picking up my anti-stabbing meds” & I just stop myself from asking “Wanna cut?”

I think I’m getting old enough to use “I’m too old for that” as an excuse for not liking something.

I have yet to see a single stranger do the “shake your hands 12 times, use 1 folded paper towel” thing. What do they think when I do that?

Sometimes I still type t.co/gp94nUAdx… for movie reviews. It looks like K-PAX (2001) was their last review: t.co/nrXG5LAIM…

As of last Tuesday I’ve worked at Woot for 100 months.

I need to install a system patch to fix this persistently errant extra-long single eyebrow hair.

Pardon me while I spend my Sunday finding the perfect emoji for each of my iOS folders. t.co/CWMBiZg7t…

Why does Apple / Mobile Safari even allow disabling pinch-to-zoom?

Here’s my iPad 1 review: on an 82% charge, I played 7 hours of streaming YouTube video lullabies & woke up to it still having a 26% charge.

Screw The Man and his rigid parking “rules”! t.co/6u5DLejdw…

I like that there’s a software method to shake my phone. t.co/XTtdb8s7S…

Seriously? It took almost four decades of life before I found out about tenkatsu, “tempura refuse”? t.co/2bKWHZMON…

of MEET THE PARENTS?! t.co/Ba1M10hqB…

Google Images finds the bomber suspect(s): t.co/DEovMIbQE…

If anything good is to come out of this, maybe people will stop wearing backwards-facing white baseball caps.

We can safely assume this is the last time the FBI issues a plea for help for information & identification from the general public.

I find myself using the iPad in bed more than the iPhone mostly because the gestures mean no loud home button clicking.

A pie chart is usually a bad idea, but especially when there are, uh, negative slices. t.co/p8UnAjgJN…

It’s unlikely she’ll answer it, but I’m curious what Barbra Streisand thinks about having an effect named after her. t.co/IW2oDIf2T…

Since exotic cars aren’t money makers anyway, companies should sell the naming rights. The Corvette Pepsi One, or the Lamborghini Target.

I’m not sure this is a good thing. t.co/oE7m3HUYj…