NYTimes staff meeting: “Not actually a mom & no idea if she could cook anything well. Should we even bother with this Mother Theresa obit?”
Furminator should make a retro-ad asking how many brushes it takes to get to the center of your cat. No one knows!
Not sure what to do when this happens. t.co/UgHYOMJuk…
Love the idea behind @movesapp but 5 hours into my day I’m at 27% battery, so I think it’s time to uninstall.
Idea for @simplify other bank: Option to get a credit/debit card that does not have the card number embossed/printed on the front.
Can someone clue the closed caption people in to the CAPS MEANS SHOUTING thing we all figured out a couple decades ago?
Is this from a song or something? Can’t think why it’s said so many times: t.co/X9LaqsLFL…
Multi-part dream last night trying to solve technical issues in a video conference call meeting. So that counts as work, right?
Making sure to get some good shots of the kid to show his eventual prom date. t.co/3uY87iFzh…
Thought 1: Let’s get rid of pennies. 2: Hell, get rid of all coins. 3: All cash! 4: The monetary system! I daydreamed myself into socialism.
I wonder how much it would cost to use @car2go (plus a friend’s car) to make a parking art installation out of 50 Smart Cars.
So @gruber says a key to success is a fussy coffee making method. I decided to amp up the fussiness. t.co/nOFkjYAd7…
Idea: prequel to Ferris Bueller’s Day Off where we find out what crazy shenanigans led his parents to name him Ferris.
How many businesses reported a February y/y decline just because last February had 3.6% more days than this February?
I know it would have terrible consequences, but I often want to rate phishing emails by how close they were to fooling me.
So @torrez is looking for a Twitter summary service. Meanwhile, in stopping his favoriting of tweets he just killed mine!
Your computer is never as slow as the time between ordering its replacement and its replacement arriving.
It took half the Cardinals game & hacking to get it working on Mountain Lion but I have KMOX auto-synced with the MLB video feed on my TV!
Right about now is my yearly decision to retroactively decide if I cared about my brackets or just phoned it in.
With all the license plate style variants, how have states not realized people would pay to keep using the look they grew up with?
Was enjoying @mailbox but noticed it doesn’t support animated gifs. Total deal breaker! Maybe my friends send more animated gifs than most.
St. Lunatics can’t announce tour dates as the Denny’s night manager has refused to give Kyjuan & City Spud time off. t.co/ETVa5igEG…