Dave

I would like to know how much I’ve spent on apps total, and I also desperately never want to find out.

Also, someone should make a cooking show called Once Upon a Tine.

After hearing Africa on Top Gear & Jimmy Fallon, & Talking Heads on Once Upon a Tine I have to imagine royalties get cheaper at year 30.

Click “I’m Feeling Lucky” on Google without typing. It spins to a random feature: doodley/trendy/puzzled/hungry/playful/wonderful

How many cereal box back writers got laid off when smartphones took off?

“Please see the back of this statement for more information” says my paperless, online insurance bill.

It’s bad when you can’t think of the word deprivation, as in sleep.

Ridiculous Fishing is the most accurately named iOS game I’ve ever played. Much more accurate than Hold 50 Sec.

Billion-dollar idea: a social network where hitting “like” and typing a comment actually does reveal something in the shared photo.

Instead of watching the sky for shooting stars, I just watch a streaming feed of people telling me about them: t.co/0xlHK5y5Z…

The problem with gamifying driving is people coming up with unexpected objectives. I earned the Extremes badge! t.co/prQOCCwJw…

.@brainwagon As a US territory, I will voice my support for the Puerto Rican team in the WBC even if they can’t yet officially represent us.

The USA’s best bet to win the world baseball classic may be to make Puerto Rico a full state.

I’m jinxing it when I say how well it’s going & I’m jinxing it when I mention tough parts & uh oh, I bet tweeting about it is a super jinx.

14 months. That’s when my baby will outweigh me if he keeps up this current growth pace.

John Stewart says gif with a soft g. That’s enough evidence for me that I’m right.

Had a college philosophy moment trying to consider what negative probability would mean.

I suppose it’s the new Twitter rule that my cross-posted Facebook post must link to Twitter, though there’s no reason to follow the link.

Instead of just posting my tweets to Facebook, apparently I should write a script that turns all of them into those ecards graphics.

My phone suggested I meant “go ogle” which is quite clever.

I feel like an old man because I can’t figure out how anyone keeps up with anything if they’re not using an rss reader.

I quite enjoy this image of two young men playing pat-a-cake: t.co/FUcTUCqmz…

Is it more amazing that *NSYNC produced a good musician or an excellent SNL host?

It’s good to know my ability to ramble endlessly in a monotonous voice about whatever turns out to be a useful skill. #theBabyIsAsleep

How I know it’s the future: Someone shows me real-time augmented-reality text translation on a phone & I’m all “That’s so old.”