Dave

The best SimCity Amazon reviews are all the ironic five-star write-ups. t.co/lDzzoXhxa…

Looking forward to the sequel of Wreck-It-Ralph where they have to figure out how to get out of the arcade and into people’s phones.

Why do I still remember F7 is save and exit in Word Perfect? Glad I don’t remember any WordStar keys.

One nice side effect of on-screen keyboards on tablets and phones is how hard it makes it to type dozens of exclamation points.

Just discovered classic games on the MLB app. Something insane about watching the 1968 World Series game one on my phone.

You always hear “couldn’t agree more.” Sometime I want someone to argue “no way, I agree more!”

Next year the Girl Scouts should try out Thick Mint cookies.

Any Twitter apps that let you filter to see mentions only from people who follow you or who you follow?

Learned (via @quora): Is 719 a multiple of 11? 7-1+9=15, not a multiple of 11, so no. 8316? 8-3+1-6=0, yes. 91938? 9-1+9-3+8=22, yes.

It’s like playing hockey, where the pacifier is the puck, his mouth is the goal, and his flailing arms are the goalie.

Surely one of you doesn’t yet get Tonx coffee but wants to. Use t.co/Hr223qHgz… & you’ll get a V60 t.co/rnPndnuID… free.

Level up: on to size one diapers!

If I had a little time, I’d write up bios of the one-character accounts. I’ve met (and follow) a few, but definitely not all.

Yes, I couldn’t stop myself from picking up Woot-opoly. Pewter BOC FTW. t.co/qeeCkDuSx…

Turns out there’s a bit of a tailgate culture each morning before the Trader Joes opens.

More than 50% of the time, I swipe the wrong way when an app says swipe left or swipe right.

We score a point every time mom, dad & baby have all showered or bathed in the last 24 hours.

Asking Siri about robot movie plots: 2001, Star Wars, terminator, blade runner, alien, wall-e. Disappointed she doesn’t know WarGames.

Sometimes I still think Path might make it.

Our baby classes taught us as much about all the things we do with our baby as reading oven product reviews teach you about cooking.

The google maps direction lady clearly says “dest-o-nation” when I’m sure she really means Destro Nation.

Playing this new iPhone game where I try to get the dictation to write Cheese Its instead of Jesus. I’m losing.

Figuring this out: When he’s wide awake, he makes noises like Gizmo. When he’s sleepy & hungry he makes noises like Stripe.

House of Cards is great, but it’ll fail because you can’t discuss it without worrying about spoilers since anyone could be anywhere on it.

“Overlay the home or away team’s radio broadcast over the live video” on the new MLB app seems built for the Cardinals.