The exact sentence where I decided I was not going to finish reading The Force Awakens novelization: t.co/3y7vKAI9c…
How long ago did people started putting “This Page Intentionally Left Blank” on blank pages? t.co/RYkvlbVtD…
The @cardinals go from 0.4% chance to win to 100% in 9 batters in the 9th. t.co/qquz8LTSL…
The Butterfly stroke is basically “swimming is too easy, let’s see if somehow we can make this crazy move work.”
It’s 2016 and the local community college thinks a class celebrating “Plantation cooks” is a good idea. t.co/ebDtwEoVF…
In WatchOS 3, push & hold crown to talk to Siri or push & hold side button to talk to 911. How many 911 calls will start with “Hey Siri”?
I’m glad we waited until @___ was old enough to interpret & follow pantomimed instructions before @__ & I locked ourselves out of the house.
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It’s fun watching Olympic Judo with @___ as we have the same level of understanding of what the goal is & how you get points or win.
Find the two male nurses on Google image search for nurse. Like Where’s Waldo, but for occupational segregation. t.co/hEawMoZPc…
Summary of Season Two of Daredevil: t.co/F35cftiWv…
Who says voting isn’t fun? t.co/5y6UKxafW…
I’m surprised underscore.js isn’t still first, but it speaks more to Twitter’s Google score than anything I’ve done: t.co/fy6W1MvbO…
Right now @l & I are the only two humans as the 1st results for a single-character Google search. (Both for our twitter handles, of course.)
Kanye’s mentions bring a whole new meaning to “don’t read the comments.” t.co/mlku5fQ3M…
Hmm…I seem to be 19 years too late for a patent, but still haven’t ever owned a microwave like this: t.co/y8DTtWkNg…
A rare take that’s both throw-away fun and seriously thought provoking: t.co/TsQqjxN9N…
Asked @___ if he’d like to visit the kids activity center at Disney World & meet Captain Hook & he said “No way, Captain Hook is a bad guy!”
So far for @___, an A+ for understanding Battleship rules, and a C- guessing strategy. t.co/ouubw5GAd…