Current status. t.co/GvttyX5r
Once or twice a year, I go visit t.co/uZgJ3kKc to see if he’s rethought it yet. Must be thinking an awful lot.
finished How To Write Groundhog Day by Danny Rubin and gave it 5 stars t.co/QHIIkul6
It’s Already Yesterday is an Italian remake of Groundhog Day: t.co/f0mQd30k
Getting a set of twenty metal collar stays is a way of admitting that you lose things, and you’re planning to continue losing things.
I consider it a feature that my iPhone periodically has a bug that gives me clear excuses to miss calls & appointments.
I think this is what is defined as “good news”: t.co/h4YmOTps
This is the oldest version of that “RIP 2012 (2012-2012)” gag that I could find on Google: t.co/QxrEDMYZ (2007)
So far, this is my favorite Google Image search of 2013: t.co/8mkAQrJQ
My body’s clock seems to have decided it’s time for a headache, despite having one beer and a half glass of champagne. Tradition!
Listened closely but couldn’t tell if Obama said “another thing coming” or “another think coming.” Know which is right? t.co/bKf9qBlZ
I’m glad my job isn’t placing explosives on the slanted roof atop a 500’ tower. @ Space Needle t.co/ekb9bVrC
It’s so foggy we thought there’d been a power outage in Magnolia. (I’d take a pic, but you could just close your eyes & see the same.)
I found something in one of my shoes that I left out, and it leads me to believe one of my cats is St. Nicholas.
Seeing what “is hater proof” according to Google, people clearly underestimate the abilities of haters to hate: t.co/dX7yxWNa
And thus concludes a very Die Hard Christmas. Next year will be tougher, if we try to watch all five.