Dave

So much guilt each morning crossing the street against the tiny crossing guards directions.

Love getting the #xoxofest goodies and thinking about all the great talks and good people involved. Plus, awesome coffee!

Despite never subscribing to a podcast, she can now identify most of the @5by5 and @MuleRadio stars by the sound of their voice.

Socks with RFID thread that sounds an alarm when they’re too far away from their mate. #youWill.

I get why Jeopardy has lots of criteria besides smarts, but I’d love one tournament a year with insanely hard trivia and all geniuses.

I like the #quarterly idea, but I don’t eat sausage & threw away the “keep refrigerated” cheese. So, just a pricey bottle of bitters. #jak02

Got a Griddler & can’t figure out why I’ll ever eat anything but pancakes again.

Something like a shooting range, but for throwing breakable objects.

This is the coolest <$10 non-electronic gadget: t.co/LqMba5cH

I live my life by this suggestion. t.co/1LLiFnIE

Ray tracing is the next evolutionary step of Impressionism.

I’ve set the Christmas tree lights timer to so perfectly match when we are awake & home that I’ve no way to know it works at all.

What’s the story with the Braille-like symbol on the @letterpressapp icon? t.co/mKKFcCKQ

Splurged for the mind-reading baby monitor. t.co/OqqAY9cH

Hello, nightmare. t.co/Fj0FfzdU

Make a sanity check before you hang your coat up. t.co/L1Qoei6O

I’m considering taking some tech classes just to understand how IKEA went so very wrong: “The max. length for Password is 10 characters.”

Does @warbyparker offer non-prescription sunglass monocles?

Imagine the outrage if matches were invented today: strike on inflammable box full of other incendiary matches until it bursts into flames.

Two catalogs we got today that define our spectrum nicely: @archiemcphee & @momastore

The best *wiki: t.co/eyI2vzZM

Sorry, Mr. Hagman, for remarking apparently 30 minutes before you died that it was surprising you were still around. Look out, Barbara Eden.

I call our Christmas tree theme “Infested by woodland creatures!” t.co/5s1ENvux

I want a chat option in @letterpressapp just so I can say “yes, I know now that was a boneheaded move.”

We launched our first pop-up site over at t.co/1tqUV8h1 - Enduring Holidays, for when you’ve had just enough family time.