In some ways it feels like the future that I’m watching a guy parachute from space, but more futuristic is finding out from @wilw.
Seattle folks seem actually relieved to have a forecast full of rain. I’d never heard of seasons affective disorder for too much sun before.
t.co/JUa55ny2 is the parallel universe where sports doesn’t exist.
Coincidentally, this was what my heart rate looked like. t.co/yUIDxrnV
Sad Nat is sad. t.co/X8U9gA8b
It seems like a bad sign for your sports team that a company sponsors the empty seat backs at playoff games.
Sometimes a good CAPTCHA can improve your day. t.co/WWDYK7qa
No, iPhone, I meant hotcakes, not hoecakes. It’s not like you don’t know what region of the country I’m in.
Is there really no definitive list of cameos in Spice World online? I have some Wikipedia editing to do.
Why don’t film studios have $100 pay per view of everything in theaters? Do theaters really have any negotiating leverage any more?
Don Rickles is pretty funny, but I bet he’s funnier in the alternate universe where he’s Don Pickles.
There is a mild sense of having built something good when you get your Twitter feed full of good, funny, smart people.
Why bother with police scanners when there’s individual twitter feeds for every sub-neighborhood? t.co/MtZqui6Y
Took a break while playing tennis to explain the scoring optimization of calling 30-30 deuce, 30-40 ad-out, and 40-30 ad-in.
Apple Developer, I bet: “Why does everyone hate Maps? These ‘mistakes’ are an expression of Maps personality, like our Siri Easter Eggs.”
Free tip to spammers: It’s not a good idea to send Woot employees emails with the subject line “Daily Deals are Dead”
Museum idea: 1 set of dinosaur bones, and a couple dozen set up models showing possible variations (color, feathers & texture, position).
Plenty of room for personalization in this recommended post card letter. t.co/gANvPBWG