Dave

This feels like an accurate portrayal of media coverage of the 2016 campaign. t.co/NwEQKqTJC…

Full house, nines over sixes! (Anyone else play poker with their 2-factor auth codes?) t.co/lec1aFKeo…

Huh. Or maybe not. I guess people just figured once we’re ok with plagiarism, why not go all in?

I wonder how many people were hurriedly rewriting parts of their speeches today.

At a @cardinals game, otherwise known as Lure City. t.co/CW8304uuQ…

Something has gone terribly wrong. t.co/XvV0qiItl…

Can’t normalize Trump, saying Pence is as bad. Trump’s another level of disaster. Not just about wrong beliefs: he has no idea how to govern

We’re selling cheap phone power banks at t.co/gSdlnvhvr… today for those afflicted with Pokémonitis. t.co/nPXjOT0ZN…

I made a public @xoxo Twitter list based on the t.co/i9VouYP8g… speakers announced so far: t.co/wf7sIrzwC…

I’m already benefiting from this year’s @xoxo: The speaker list is an excellent recommendation engine for cool people to follow on Twitter.

I can’t believe Ingress didn’t catch on more, it seems so simple and easy to understand: t.co/hH9ocecCa…

Out catching Pokémon with @___ & ran into another dad & son doing same. He was embarrassed to admit it. Odd since…it was what we were doing.

At this very moment, at every company across all corporate America, a meeting is starting with the words “It’s like Pokémon Go, but…”

No exaggeration, a quarter of the people on the exercise path at Forest Park were Pokémoning, including some precarious bike riders.

So mad that I went outside and walked around for no good reason at all. t.co/ujNuU1cVW…

Whoa. People from the @wearemeh community came by our HQ last night & decorated for our birthday. That goat piñata! t.co/LLFbyhsYu…

For every Spider-Man, there is an equal and opposite Man-Spider.

Seems like the Bank Of America ink jet printer ran out of red ink. t.co/3qwBrTfQ4…

Recently, @___ started getting upset when I don’t have both hands on the wheel. It’s probably his most beneficial irrational tantrum.

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Today’s tough @___ questions: “Why is rain made of water?” And follow-up: “Why is water wet?”

“He’s named Remington. After the gun.” turns out to be the fastest way I’m certain my kid will not be visiting your house.

65 hours before the parade, the chair wars have begun. t.co/HSZeNt1l3…

How did the chip card roll-out get so screwed up? t.co/dwd9sIjKE…

What’s any explanation (even a stupid/selfish/evil one) why there’s an Amazon Video iOS app with AirPlay but not an Apple TV app?