Dave

A friend mentioned going apple picking & my 1st thought was she should call ahead to make they were in stock before getting in line.

Best instructions ever: “Status LED in skull on top of car will turn green and LCD screen will activate.”

Unboxing party! Of my new video racer hotwheels car, of course. t.co/h5JhdvQT

The unboxing was fun, but even better was everyone trying on @smiller’s earpods. They really do fit a wide spectrum of ears!

Now begins two weeks where I wonder how I didn’t think to set a midnight alarm for September 14th.

Live-action Minecraft. t.co/hnsKYB2M

More Woot trivia: today, 25.7% of our iOS traffic had already upgraded to iOS 6.

It seems like “old school” is getting more and more recent.

The downgrade of maps in iOS 6 is more than an inconvenience. Searches for “emergency room” & “hospital” are far worse than in Google maps.

Learned a new word that, ironically, seems like it will be useful: otiose - t.co/Y7aKWnHx. (Thanks @glennf)

A little Woot trivia: Out of the last billion visits, four have come from Internet Explorer on Mac.

I find myself getting confused with the numbers in the latest iOS and iPhone. Can’t imagine non-techies at all getting it.

Overheard devs discuss a problem with Qs. Telling the Woot writers they can’t use that letter anymore. Hopefully the problem doesn’t spread.

I decided I needed a “we landed on Mars” shirt. t.co/FsC2c7sV via @wootshirt

After many years, a hug of remembrance and forgiveness from @textfiles. A fitting finish to #xoxofest.

10.8% of the single character Twitter users are at #xoxofest.

The recurring supportive cheers of crowds at a charity run sound so similar to catastrophic panic from people fleeing a citywide disaster.

We may get a Heat Vision & Jack animated series yet.

“That world is full of vampires, your job is to have blood. And hope they choke on it.” - Dan Harmon on pitching a TV show. #xoxofest

Really thought the tech crowd would have seen the How To Use Paper Towels TED talk. #shake #fold #xoxofest

It seems Square has not fully infiltrated the Portland food truck scene.

Did not expect a @waxpancake Oprah impersonation, but there you go. #xoxofest

Going through my phone settings to try to work out any possible way to make it through one day without recharging.

So I didn’t realize this was real. t.co/yF9LrPeO

I thought @waxpancake was joking but these are seriously the nicest portable bathrooms I’ve ever seen. #xoxofest