Dave

This Microsoft Outlook error is a Zen kōan: “The user is the organizer of this meeting, and cannot, therefore, accept it.”

I bet Twitter says bigger 3rd party apps have to speak to them directly so they don’t have to publish requirements for sharing user data.

Trying to figure out how many humans are over age 104 (ie, were alive during the last World Series win by the Cubs).

I wouldn’t hate reality TV quite so much if they didn’t spend 50% of the show recapping what happened or foreshadowing what was coming up.

I love imagining a dinner party with the diverse group of people from all parts of my life who “like” a particular post.

It makes no sense, but I still can’t help being spooked emptying the trash out late at night after watching a particularly good Shark Week.

Every year or two I check and am pleased to see the car company still doesn’t have t.co/h49Yd9Km.

I can’t figure out if Twitter’s auto-URL shortening of t.co/AULirXZC makes Twitter or app-dot-net look dumber.

Every time I dream about flying it starts with me saying “I KNEW it wasn’t just a dream.”

Why is it I feel like a jerk or an idiot calling 911 when I hear a house alarm?

My favorite curse is “Well, I’ll be damned!” because of the contrast between the whimsy in how it’s said & the horrific literal meaning.

Only in Seattle is the mid-August baseball giveaway a fleece blanket.

Another shot of Nicki Minaj. t.co/HxvtLtn4

What gives? This would have been the absolutely most appropriate time in the history of the world to play “We Are The Champions.”

They make a big deal about how Olympic athletes work 8 hours a day at their routine. I’ve routinely worked at least 8 hours a day for years!

Sitting next to Nicki Minaj. t.co/NAKFMqfW

Sitting next to a standing bodyguard & 5 fairly outlandishly dressed people I’m probably supposed to recognize. t.co/jRvRpK7a

Movie plot: man gets amnesia, fights to get regain his identity through clicking Forgot Password links everywhere.

At the Giants pre-game celebration of their perfect game & it feels like I snuck into a stranger’s wedding.

First time I’ve heard “vlogging” spoken, and, no, it doesn’t sound any better than it reads. #vcs12

Recurring theme at this video summit: despite YouTube being a Google product, Google+ is nearly a waste of time to support. #vcs12

I wonder when I’ll hear the first wedding toast starting out “The top Google result for love is…”

I wonder if they originally called the Video Commerce Summit a Video Conference before wondering why no one traveled to the venue. #vcs12

It’s early and I’m halfway through my business cards. Networking! #vcs12

What’s weird is a bar where everyone knows your name when you’ve never been there. Maybe the host texts all the staff when you check in.