Dave

Walk up to intersection with guy there. Quick judge of character: Is he the type to remember to hit crosswalk button? Hit the button.

Put earbuds in, start podcast, wonder why it’s quiet, turn it way up, see earbuds weren’t fully plugged in, look around bus embarrassed.

Looking forward to Ms. Sinistar, with a little bow in her hair.

Great to wander through the office & hear echoes of the Wootathon streaming Matthew’s crazy songs everywhere. t.co/u3AeQ5oG

Discovered the 1st time I tweeted not just what I was up to: t.co/Qe4e5Wxu

Will anyone ever say “he’s not here right now” anymore?

iPhone iOS6 prediction: illicit shared photostream spam.

Searched “how to open wine” & got this. #notreally #klout t.co/1cnJjvYa

Hipster hobby predictions: advanced hopscotch, monkey bar battles, swing jumping.

Game idea: work out the logistics and timing of transporting the princess to another castle.

Is it unethical to get samples of new ice cream flavors when I’m certain I’ll get balsamic strawberry? Is it nicer to pretend I’m uncertain?

She called him “Dyfed”, which I just assumed was a quirk of her British pronunciation of David, until I saw his name written. Dyfed. Huh.

National @nprnews advised we should probably not go outside due to the nationwide heat wave, as I was driving to get my winter coat & hat.

3h to fireworks t.co/th2sKiSB

I’m calling this the start of Summer. t.co/0YtoxVoj

New July 4 tradition: re-memorizing world countries & capitals. I’m rusty enough that this year will just have to be the Americas.

Next door to social services. t.co/6OrhkBf5

My favorite use of @DarkskyApp is finding a 10m window of dryness to empty the trash. Ok, 2nd favorite, after just showing off to friends.

Twitter mystery of the night: @autocorrects has 2.2M followers and 96/100 on @klout. What is going on over there?

“I was 21 years when I wrote this song. I’m 22 now but I won’t be for long.” Paul Simon, world’s slowest songwriter, apparently.

Finding a needle in a flowerstack. t.co/xxrkgbw3

Looking forward to seeing Roadhouse on Wednesday, so my fridge won’t still have these tickets with a shirtless Patrick Swayze on them.

I would pay $10K (far more than I will actually spend) to the record labels for a lifetime license to all music on all platforms.

Million Dollar mockumentary idea: The life of that guy who adds red circles & big arrows to photos pointing out what’s interesting or funny.

I miss doing things that got everyone to reply that I obviously had too much time on my hands.