Dave

Shaving brushes & Chihuly paintings. t.co/jgIWVpsC

It’s relevant to consider how to get the Cloud working better, but it’s also relevant to remember “normal” hosts crash, often for longer.

I keep seeing a list of the sites that are down, say to myself, Heroku? And try to visit it. But…uh…it’s down.

I feel a bit of a win using my restaurant coupon 364 days after buying it, but I can’t help but feel the restaurant lost.

I hate that it makes me think of identity theft when someone asks where I was born.

Response. t.co/wkC4cZZq

If you could instantly teleport places but your life would be shortened by the travel time you saved (if you had flown) would you?

I wonder if I’m the only person who didn’t answer that interview about businesses on Twitter entirely in tweet-length replies.

This Seattle airport art always freaks me out. t.co/phHWume4

It’d be cool if we found aliens & they’d thought to record the 1950s TV we beamed out that we thought wasn’t worth saving.

Maybe before you spend 20 minutes doing the YMCA arm gestures behind home plate on national TV, ask a friend if your C is backwards.

I need some pro-tips on forgetting that most people have eyelash mites.

How I know I’m too tired: an hour after getting up, it occurs to me to double-check that I’m actually awake & not just hitting snooze.

You say “what?” then “sorry, I missed that” & then puzzle through the clues to guess if you should: nod, chuckle, mmm, or shake your head.

The most impressive thing about Brave was their care in only showing scenes from the first 15 minutes in the trailers.

Who’s got two thumbs and feels bad for all the guys with one thumb who can’t use this joke method?

There are already lefty artisanal bakeries selling Occu-pies, right?

Finally up to Eureka episodes with @wilw, ameliorating his lack of spoiler alert in referencing his character at a live show I saw him in.

King of the manor. t.co/9AxTuo3J

Want a feature where I can click on a joke in The Daily Show & fire off a tweet to the writer. “The People Rose In Cairo” is awesome.

Game idea: you have a terrible day. Use a time machine to go back to other days, make changes, then see if it improved that day.

“As a reminder, devices that transmit or receive a signal may not be used for the duration of this flight. This plane is equipped for wifi…”

New game! 1 Open Photoshop. 2 Forget, type a sentence. 3 Watch in horror as keyboard shortcuts trigger, wiping out all your settings. 4 Cry.

10-year-old me would be terribly disappointed to find out that, in 2012, programs still say “updating 1 files”.

What comes 1st: grouping MacBook Air type laptops (especially if they get cellular) into the mobile category, or removing tablets?