Dave

Researching the proper Greek roots to name the fear of my cell phone falling out of my pocket into the airplane toilet.

I’m going to stay very up-to-date with Arsenio Hall’s new show, thanks to this “woot” google news alert.

Instead of applying filters in Instagram, I just physically destroy everything in the pictures I’m taking.

I wish I could pre-block the Facebook updates announcing someone likes some random iOS app. It’s going to be bad.

Has the inevitable Kickstarter project to duplicate the Microsoft Surface Touch keyboard cover for an iPad reached its funding goal yet?

Now that @snapster has left Woot, for the 1st time in 8 years I can say to him: “YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!”

I bet older genealogists sneer at noobs easily finding old records online like older hipsters hate noobs who find old rare records online.

There is not much pig-like about piggybacking.

It takes a certain kind of Zen to enjoy a long-over recorded baseball game from the night before.

How is it there hasn’t yet been a Happy Gilmore video game?

Constant debate: how to pronounce the Mexican restaurant - Mr. Villa. Mister Vee-ya is my guess. Señor Vee-ya? Mister Vill-uh?

There’s a decent chance that, on my deathbed, I will wish that I’d spent more time playing Civilization.

Take what you learned about House Hunters. Apply it to every reality TV show ever. Now every TV show. Every news show, article, interview.

Searching through my gmail contacts on Twitter is a sad, very long parade of people who signed up, posted one tweet & never came back.

I’m surprised it’s not a @twitter job requirement to change your avatar away from the egg: t.co/kxr1KT2l

That would be it, then. RT @nprnews What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done with a password? Record a voice memo about it & send to NPR.

Why doesn’t Segway make a kid-size version?

I can’t imagine how thoroughly the tech bloggers at WWDC are scouring the bars after close. It’d be great to troll them with decoys.

I’d hate to see what speeds I’d get at fewer than five bars of 4G: t.co/0VclvVdf

Apple TV update…just before WWDC begins. They wouldn’t be giving us a sneak peak, would they? #downloadFaster

Is there a modern/decent web-app-ish Genealogy site?

Nothing like a do-it-yourself car wash to get you noticing all the dings & dents you were fine not knowing about. t.co/47zHhLVJ

It’s a good thing the studios are expiring the Netflix licensing of The Gambler V: Playing For Keeps, because now everyone will buy a copy.

The @Foursquare Explore algorithm needs a little tweaking on the definition of “nice.” @dens t.co/QDxGRF7n

What year will a woman play baseball in each of the Minor League levels? @MatthewHLeach @dgoold @fungoes @BJRains Ever in the majors?