Dave

Front row seats for the fireworks (aka last row in the ballpark). t.co/SN6AlVNl

Trivial meta-trivia trivia: I’ve won 2 different trivia games partly by knowing how much @KenJennings won in his 74-game Jeopardy run.

In a Groundhog Day remake, he would eventually get a video to go viral.

In a remake of Groundhog Day, there would be a scene where he revealed he’d read the Internet.

Trivia confluence: Manhattan Island was bought for the same price as a ticket to Woodstock.

It was a good day for a wedding. t.co/Q6WXQ5nO

Marketers: when you put “authentic” in quotes it sort of defeats the purpose.

Million dollar idea: Zoetrope hubcaps. Also, a good band name.

When someone says “to make a long story short” it makes me want to start a timer.

I would be much more likely to go shopping at a store called Bi-Glots.

I think the perfect amount of fame is where everyone remembers you but most thought you were already dead. Nice low expectations.

Million dollar idea: Country Club / Cemetery: golfer for life…and beyond. And tombstones are in play.

I want an app to auto-count listens of the latest earbug. At 3 in the last 24h for Gotye’s & I assume I’ll hear it at today’s wedding.

One of the best things to come out of smartphones is businessmen in suits sitting on the ground in dirty corners of airports.

I have a new favorite dumbest-security-question-ever. 1st one here: t.co/wgtfKGM2 Are there even 10 different likely answers?

I live in a 17-story house, but the layout is a big screwy - 15 of the stories are about 3 sq. ft. each.

If I were @klout, I’d spend the entire marketing budget getting Randall Munroe to endorse Klout. It’d be worth going into debt for.

Beecher’s Flagship cheddar cheese ice cream.

There will be some Milli Vanilli-style scandal, and he’ll say, “What did you think? My name is Got Ye.”

We’ve worked the devs hard enough they’re resorting to food poisoning to get time off. t.co/gBOZKD4j

New term I didn’t expect to learn from web design feedback: mombies.

It’s hilarious how many of our Facebook posters think the project we’re giving sneak peeks of is completely work being done this weekend.

When it comes to @woot monkeys, I’m a Monte! Remember to wear your seat belt! t.co/lRqgu1Yc

iOS email app idea: if autocorrect is used, auto-add disclaimer: Pardon any nonsense, autocorrect may have made a bad ‘correction’ attempt.

Million dollar idea: a candle that auto-extinguishes after 10 minutes (each time you light it).