Dave

It sounds sarcastic, but I do really love that our community gets near to anger at the thought we might change something about our site.

I’ve been diagnosed by @woot as an anal-retentive social outcast! t.co/lRqgu1Yc

I read the @NYTimes far less now that I can’t put their app in my News apps folder. I bet I’m not the only one.

I wonder if, in the early days, the mafia said “we’re really good at murdering people, but where’s the revenue stream?”

We mostly watch Million Dollar Home to point out they use the same hand soap we do.

I feel like I personally have saved a pound of paper towels since watching this great presentation: t.co/DYva5dsN

Made my day to walk by the latchkey daycare & see the kids who normally huddle around an iPod Touch instead fiddling with a Rubik’s Cube.

My name is @_ and I have a photo app addiction. t.co/JOhtxgHd

Considering starting a Christmas-covers Rockabilly band just so I can call it Elves Presley.

I bet not many have been to Colombia & Libya. Every day I travel to both when t.co links forward to bit.ly.

Do you tip on carry out if there is a “tip” line on the credit card receipt?

Why I won’t sleep tonight: t.co/y2kCwEa3 “The fish is able to use the parasite just like a normal tongue.” t.co/we7qwlqe

New Holiday idea - somebodythatiTUESDAYknow, where we all load up YouTube playlists of every Gotye cover and go insane.

Intertwined. t.co/pFXKl8I3

Mistake to catch up on 2 public break-ups at once. Now I’m confused. @gruber fired from Community for recording a podcast with Chevy’s wife?

The best time to get a flat tire is when you want to justify a lifelong habit of leaving for the airport with plenty of time.

Just in case there’s any confusion, unlike @XKCD, I do not want you to punch me in the face. Ever. For any reason. With or without warning.

Is it a Texas thing for waiters to say “welcome back” on your 1st visitor do I have a guacamole-loving doppelgänger around here?

Monthly Reports: After a 6.9% increase in March, we unfortunately dropped 3.2% in April for Days Per Month. We expect May to recover nicely.

Confirmed: HomeSnap does not work with houseboats from the water. t.co/MwbixYBF

Just logged my 1st geocache. Trying to decide if I want another obsession. t.co/CJCfXyUs

Thought Leader. t.co/lBDe6dZq

I’m going to hang this above my bed. t.co/0jK7rPUz

Kayaking alone in a shipping channel for 3 hours, no problem. Haircut - cut ear & a surprising amount of blood for a surprisingly long time.

This is a day off. t.co/GCWvu5jH