Dave

I make all my investment decisions based on advice from emails with the subject line: INVESTMENTS!!!

I want instagram filters on my house windows.

I’ve decided a group of starfish are called a galaxy. t.co/LCfuhnN8

Thinking through a system to guess user time zone. Up to 50% so far using method “assume Eastern.”

I’m streaming MLB audio & mirroring my iPad to my TV, but the most impressive tech feat is still my Thermos keeping my coffee super hot.

In memory of El Burrito Loco’s birthday (RIP), we’re eating Mexican food for St. Patrick’s Day. t.co/prOal5xn

Glad I got here early #johncarter t.co/fXbjtfrQ

It seems like an exceptionally stupid plan to leave the house, but Mars calls.

AT&T switching their iPhone status icon to 4G from 3G is the biggest performance improvement since they changed the size of the signal bars.

Watching baseball.

They improved on perfection. t.co/PtuFKdOf

It’s zombie Seattle today. Buses are empty, Starbucks line is short. Everyone’s out for Presidents’ Day. I know, it’s totally weird.

I’m not sure why I give user reviews such credit, since, by definition, they don’t accurately represent my demographic. #neverReviewStuff

The Clear app is worth getting for the UI innovation, but I’m also just unlocking a color theme. t.co/dqJdrDyt #clearapp

I’m not sure how to print test pages on my printer, but evidence shows my cats are very good at it.

I had managed to hide it from her for all these years, but the secret’s out: Yes, I drink straight from the mouthwash bottle, not the cap.

Twitter makes it even weirder that East & Central watch shows at the same time, but we’re a couple hours later. Who decided that?

Doing a little e-Spring cleaning at t.co/8jAY4t6k. STRONGLY recommend you check that out. /via t.co/46oE7zZe

Something makes me question OpenTable’s reviews. t.co/5vnKvqqz

Apparently Saturday is when I watch fan-made film-length documentaries of movies from the 70s and 80s. #raidingTheLostArk

I wish I could have a live Amazon WishList that auto-included and auto-updated with everything at t.co/hajidLsh

New game app idea: “I can name that celebrity in ## pixels.”

Hilarious to see the instant flood of tweets making fun of NBCeeIt.

Happy ice cream for breakfast day! t.co/t7gkklKM

Nothing more exciting on a Friday night than finding a weird Wikipedia page: t.co/F8fnmJrc