Dave

I may need to view or edit my browsing history: t.co/icgSGtsw

8-year-old me would flip seeing me swipe a credit card on a vending machine and buying 4 things. My-age-me grimaces at what is now “lunch.”

I love auto-updating browsers. 83% of our Chrome users are on the latest version, which did not exist 8 days ago.

Inner Turmoil Saturday: Should Let It Be…Naked be set to ‘68, ‘69, ‘70 (various recording dates), ‘70 (original album release date) or 2003?

What will be the last year that anyone says “I keep signing my checks with the wrong year!”? I’m guessing 2020.

Weather delayed my Amazon Fresh order, so I actually have to go to the store! #onlySeattleProblems (at @bartelldrugs) — t.co/lGjjOKS2

Wikipedia’s back & I’m going to have nightmares. t.co/c5BNLNBP April ‘93-April ‘95: Of the 80 child casualties, only 20 were rescued.

The worst part of working from home is how jealous I get of the cats sleeping on the couch all day.

I can now say, scientifically, that it’s faster for me to solve a Rubik’s cube than to take it apart and try to put it back together. #oops

Hearing the microwave, she asks “What are you making?” I can only reply “uh, rocks.” #coffeewarmers

Million Dollar Road Trip App: Music streamer plays music of bands from the cities and towns you drive through.

Yes, the Goonies house! (@ Mikey’s House) [pic]: t.co/84c58zBo

The Bluetooth range is too far when you’re talking to Siri in the kitchen & the speaker is in the bedroom & your wife makes fun of you.

Dear charities that put nickels in the junk mail donation requests: you do not inspire confidence in the use of your donated funds.

Every time I kill a plant I picture that somewhere out there an ET is dying.

Your website is completely secure, as long as robots don’t know the alphabet. t.co/DXDLpPLl

Why don’t planes have cup holders?

Next time I see you, ask me to show you how I can make a Bic pen cylinder do a loop in the air. If you have a Bic pen cylinder, that is.

Starting a gaming scene for Advanced Candy Land (ACL). Can’t wait for the 2nd v. 3rd edition schism.

I am fairly sure I’ve never heard the song that holds the longest #1 streak (16 weeks): Mariah Carey & Boyz II Men - “One Sweet Day”

I mostly use the double-click-home multitask tray to remind me what the hell I was just doing before I got distracted.

One year ago at this moment I was heading into the basement to avoid the nearby tornado.

Silent movies streamed to my phone work great for watching in bed while the Mrs. still wants to sleep. #oldtechfitsnew

Connect4 variant - red goes once, then black goes twice, red goes twice, etc. Whole new game. t.co/3HFjruI1

Celebrating 20th anniversary of vegetarianism tonight with a little steak tar-tar.

Ok, no, veggie pizza.