Dave

These are “choospy” doors. t.co/5h3kDtd9b… t.co/tJvagj6ms…

Getting some paper towels should not be this complex. t.co/3FUHC6z4R…

Do you think imposter con-men ever get Imposter Syndrome?

According to @___, a collection of letters is called “a junk of mail”.

Ant-Man’s mind-control of ants presumably makes him a super-villain to ants.

TIL: replacing my garage door opener lights with LED bulbs was a bad idea - t.co/9DfjzWDGj…

Hey, one of you try out coupon codes at Meh for me: manifold-awful-salmon for $5 off today’s salad box thingamajigs. Let me know how it goes

Am I doing it wrong or do you all also have to regularly slide-clear out all your iOS Safari tabs so new ones open?

I wonder if Google Maps has to implement guards against employees taking bribes to route people by specific businesses.

Feeling old seeing other people who are feeling old because Teen Wolf has been on for five years & they seem to not know there were movies.

Boat McBoatface feels like 21st century-style humor, but in the 1940s the mascot for Scotch Tape was Scotty McTape. t.co/Uv1PMdZUl…

Time to start a Metropolis, IL Superman-Supports-the-Train Railroad Bridge Kickstarter! t.co/AyeiIgUJ5…

I think seaweed would be a lot more popular if it rebranded as oceangrass.

If I had a miniature railroad I’d take out a segment of track from the bridge and replace it with track inlaid on a Superman action figure.

I’m glad literally just searching Google for “basketball” worked. t.co/uG8yMJjjN…

A gym that is surreptitiously powering a robotic moving company.

Curious what the military pays for the baseball tributes today.

Reading about The House Of The Rising Sun. The tune is from a 1600s song called Matty Groves. Then, this happened: t.co/AT7gF1NKu…

Will self-driving cars know about that pothole you have to go a little into the other lane to get around as long as there’s not a car there?

The Answer -

Eastern: 150.2M (47.1%) Central: 92.3M (29.0%) Mountain: 21.3M (6.7%) Pacific: 53.0M (16.6%)

So Eastern + Central = 76.1%

[poll] Guess what percentage of the US population lives in the eastern & central time zone:

The best real estate agent gets the shortest amount of sign advertising.

Stupid horror movies have made it less scary to walk around my house in complete darkness than walking around using my iPhone flashlight.

The World Wide Web. t.co/1Bpd9mE7h…

Hey @tim_cook & @AppleSupport You should link AMBER Alerts to t.co/TDZ8TztRN…