Dave

Sadly, the Twitter beer guy doesn’t serve our section. Our section is served by an iPhone App beer guy. Seriously. j.mp/ebMAAl

I bet on average I fill out a username/password form 1.9 times per log-in.

The NYTimes has done a great job of forcing me to realize how little I actually value their content.

Feeling stupid at math: which is more likely to have at least 1 success? 1 60% chance or 2 40% chances?

Looking for easy ways to lose a little weight. Does anyone know what an appendix weighs?

Realized I visit @gruber’s daringfireball.net & @waxpancake’s waxy.org more often because I can type the 1st 3 characters with my left hand.

Whew, turns out these Cardinals games don’t count, because according to MLB.tv we’re still in Spring Training! t.co/ARY1ubk

I bet humans (& most animals) are symmetrical because the instruction set compresses better.

I love notifications @Twitter sends of mentions by people following me but why can’t I access that in the app? My Mentions tab is worthless.

Passed my 10th anniversary on @mathowie’s Metafilter. I wonder how many other sites with user accounts I visit regularly from 10 years back.

Since @AlbertBrooks is new to Twitter I’ll trick him into thinking I’m famous here & he’ll feel obligated to respond. #oneCharacterToAnother

I don’t get how the Into_Now iPhone app can identify shows using Shazam-like technology on LIVE TV.

Trying to think of ANY possible reason the @MLB Cardinals game is blocked out from MLB.tv nationwide when it’s not on TV nationwide.

I love checking back in on domain names I once registered & sold or let expire. Hello, warmmilk.com which is awesomely “Baby Hobo”!

Impressed with @foursquare update. Checking into old places is now fun. E.g., it knew when I’d last checked into a baseball game.

Florida decided to show us both kinds of weather we miss in Seattle: 90° heat waves & massive, torrential thunderstorms.

Happy Update-All day, fellow Twitter iPhone app users. #finally

Looks like you can Google “Comic Sans” as well as “Helvetica”.

There should be a special badge for dorks like me who get the School Night 4square badge by waking up super early.

It’s funny working for weeks helping think out Woot’s Crapshoot April Fool’s gag & then being out of town with no Flash on 4/1. #jokesonme

Can you give out spoilers for movies based trailers? SPOILER ALERT: Source Code - it’s obvious the girl he’s trying to save is the bomber.

Media & bloggers: Best Fans In Baseball doesn’t mean perfect fans, just better than the rest. Disprove by showing better, not showing flaws.

Lightning struck the roller coaster in front of us. Flash & boom simultaneously. They should have played it up as Voldemort attacking.

Maybe next year MLB At Bat will realize people want to stream the opening events as well as the game. #showMeTheClydesdales

1st opening day in 4 years I won’t be at the game, 1st in forever I won’t be watching. They frown on video streaming from roller coasters.