Dave

Spelling Geeks: why is it presidential instead of presidental? (And what other words get the i?) occidental, accidental, etc. don’t.

The Internet is done. I came up with the exceedingly stupid movie idea: BonoboCop. Google has 148 other people already with that idea.

Guess where! instagram.com/p/Cq-Wm/

When I’m dictator, ranking things above the highest ranking or above 100% will be a jailable offense.

Remind me again why mp3.com got their stream-your-own-music service shut down so many years back?

Breaking: LaRussa has a booboo on his hand, gets some Hydrogen Peroxide or Iodine or something to help it feel better.

Change leaving Cardinals Opening Day lineup in Jupiter instead of Springfield likely leads to the smallest crowd they’ve ever played for.

Bored with batting the pitcher 8th, LaRussa mixes things up again by batting the pitcher 9th and 10th: t.co/YVbtlPa

Mets fan in front of me not a fan of this article: t.co/1F5hYX3 t.co/cvXQHw8

Million dollar gift idea: Golden Girls DVD series complete set, in an oversize box. Tag attached: “Thank you for being a friend.”

Boy it is very different in the shade. Can we do a double-header?

Weird urinal ad: “Rats bite off more than they can chew. Mice chew off more than they can bite.” Ad for insecticide sold by an elephant.

For real, yes, Hu’s on first.

They announced they’re currently clearing the tarp of snow in St. Louis in preparation for opening day. Meanwhile, we’re baking in 90° sun.

Best part of “upper deck” at Spring Training: Press Box WiFi.

Saturday, In The Park is the best play of the stadium DJ so far. (via @__)

I love when you can just predict a home run on a 3-1 pitch to Albert and be right most of the time.

For the technical “away” team, I bet this is the highest % of fan attendance. 90% in red?

The @Foursquare people of Roger Dean Stadium have spoken: 6 of 12 tips are about how pretzel guy’s a total douche, complete with photo.

At the first of five Cardinals games…unfortunately for the year, likely.

Guess Where instagr.am/p/ChdE3/

The worst part about the otherwise pretty cool Personal Hotspot feature is using your phone with a pulsing blue bar up top all the time.

Learned from @mental_floss: “Michael Jackson’s 1988 autobiography Moonwalk was edited by Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis.”

I wonder if Apple considered, at least for a minute, creating a Smart Cover ad using the Insane Clown Posse.

I love that @Southwest has $5 wi-fi but their insistence on putting flight status banners on the browser is stupid & breaks apps & games.