Dave

Spent a full minute staring at the store guide looking for soda until I found it under “pop”. (@ Metropolitan Market) 4sq.com/fpJScs

Holy crap a lot of people work for amazon. The Experience Music Project museum is crowded, probably beyond fire codes. #postholiday

Debating whether one member of Tears For Fears is Tears, Fears or a Tear For A Fear. #amazonParty #curtSmith

Ok, @IBM, I dig the design, but I’ve seen this movie & it doesn’t turn out well: twitpic.com/3umpl3

Million Dollar Reality Show Pitch: Reality TV judge. Each episode they research & judge a different show.

Is there possibly a more disgusting Johnny-on-the-Spot brand name possible than Honey Bucket?

Movie mashup: Predator and the Hendersons

Someone write a paper on RT:fav ratio. Last @woot is 15:1, piss poor 4:1, piss poor fix 1:2, acquisition announcement 25:1 /cc @favstar

I’m not sure what I would put in the “if you like the State of the Union address”, but it wouldn’t be this: twitpic.com/3tgba1

Based on the increase in birth rate since the original quote, I calculate there are now 3 suckers born every 2 minutes.

“You can’t win if you don’t play” combines nicely with a fear of success to justify sitting on the couch all day.

Flickr’s mobile web format removes abilities of just viewing raw photos. #noZoom?

Heading to a Packers bar to watch the game. Aimed for: maybe wearing team colors but probably just a coincidence.

Based on everyone’s confusion thinking the IBM-Jeopardy video was the game & not a preview, it’s clear we really need a supercomputer PR-bot

Oddly, spending time outside makes me more likely to update my Twitter and Facebook statuses.

Watching tourists try to line shots up so they’re patting, poking, biting or sitting on the Space Needle: twitpic.com/3sghs3

I love digging into niche communities to find the petty, self-important disagreements. Origami has many splinters that hate each other.

Cardinals Spring Training tickets: purchased! Tell me again why they couldn’t start this sale at noon (or even midnight)?

Double-clicking the home button is less multi-tasking and more what-the-hell-was-I-just-doing.

Paid Living Social $10 for a $20 Amazon card I’ll use to buy 2000 Wii points that will buy me 10 Rockband songs. #moneyLaundering2.0

Moon setting over the Olympics @ Upper Queen Anne instagr.am/p/BGE1C/

I suspect I may be the only person who purposefully reads the White House press conference transcripts to cure insomnia.

OH: I don’t just want a fish. I don’t want to learn how to fish. I want you to learn how to fish & supply me with fish every day.

I love that “internationalization” & “localization” have alternate spellings in other countries.

Is it vaguely accurate to measure the tilt of the Earth relative to the sun by measuring the angle of sunset locations on 12/21 & 6/21?