AMBER Alert on my phone tells me to “Check local media” but links to nothing, seemingly expecting me to check on my TV for some reason.
I’m happy because the t.co/FblwwffVC… forums now can embed tweets that have an underscore, a bug that probably only affected me.
Found a mysterious Hobbit door at Grant’s Farm. @ Grant’s Farm t.co/zxTDkl55U…
When cars are fully automated (ie, no steering wheel), what will the riding alone age be? Imagine seeing a car with only a 5-year-old in it.
I bet the worst part of being in the Mafia is murdering innocent people, but a close second is digging all those holes to bury the bodies.
A perfectly restored ‘50s car drove by while I got this & I’m thinking about what version of time travel I’m in. t.co/SZdf5yXHM…
Sometimes I don’t make a joke pun about a product or name because I know it will ruin my autocorrect forever.
Wild mustard @ Greenville, Illinois t.co/eP3y0CAzq…
Crescent, tree, happy baby, and bridge poses. #robotYoga t.co/O2XFPu6eU…
Is there a term for Snapchat Face Swap-induced nightmares? t.co/7w5nv7tgB…
As a kid I thought we all had a set number of heart beats till death, so I worked at slowing my heart rate, to live longer.
Happy to see Matheny experimenting with lineup strategies, like tonight’s “longest name to shortest name” approach: t.co/H5FQFZyWO…
Twitter can be so bewildering. This tweet I made almost five years ago somehow got discovered today. t.co/3r7XGJQrl…
“What’s that probe droid’s name?” asks @___, as we read SW:ESB. I don’t think he has one, I say. “I’m going to call him Sunflower.”
Every time I see the Padres sponsored by Aladdin Bail Bonds I think of the Bad News Bears. t.co/UhmJXc3lF…
Definitely read @anildash’s Prince tweets today. I’ve also been rereading his song facts on Prince’s 56th birthday: t.co/l4LuMN8lp…
Movie idea: Jurassic Planet. Far in the future, dinosaurs again rule the world & start a zoo of cloned humans. They escape.
An unexpected benefit of using Twitter & being lazy is that my Facebook posts are very short. (A benefit for my friends there.)
“We built a weapon that destroys stars.” Ok, let’s call it Star Destroyer. “We already named a ship that.” Ok, Death Star then. “Uh, well…”
“Popcorn is for helpers” I said to @___, and before I realized it, started giving a toddler the Glengarry Glen Ross speech.