Dave

Forced to go to Starbucks at Target, to wait out the impending tornado. Forced to get a caramel macchiatto, too.

Passing on the Woot-Off lights (also 50 cents) at the garage sale pre-sale: twitpic.com/1hwnfw

Just bought a Leakfrog at a pre-sale garage sale for 50 cents. #jealous?

Mystery of the universe: every week, my work phone cord gets spun up 50 rotations. I need to vary how I pick it up & turn it to my ear.

It freaks some (most?) of my friends out, but for others, DNA testing (genes/chromosomes) is $99 ($400 off) today: www.23andme.com

WARNING: Got a pretty tricky phishing scam Twitter support email. Screenshot: grab.by/3VSR (Links in email go to .ro URL)

Lots of people are using bit.ly/aY8NWO to see who they love (who they @ the most) & lots of emoji-ing folks are told they love me.

Did Twitter stop #hashtags from trending, or are we just in a rare moment of celebrity name apocalypse?

Created an interesting music mix: “Greatest Hits” search + shuffle.

I’m starting to believe the ICP are very accurately & literally named.

Awesome, Twitter fixed it so @_@ emoticons no longer show up in my ‘mentions’ tab. It’s still a mess in there, but now it’s possibly usable.

I’m sure more fans were at Cardinals game in 20th inning than at Orioles, Indians, Marlins & Blue Jays games in the 1st: j.mp/bFjd6W

A little over 4 hours shorter than last night’s game. Still finishing my 7 & 7. I wonder when they start kicking people out.

Exactly what we needed from Wainwright tonight. Wow. And nice for Ludwick to get to be the hero after last night. #notWhiteyBall

I hate that walks don’t count towards your in-game record. Ludwick is 1-1. Shouldn’t his 3 walks be recognized?

“Surrender” again, for the opposing team pitching change. I like it.

I’m confused by the people who buy Champion’s Club tickets and treat it like a sports bar, watching the basketball game.

Are we up to 65% runs from homeruns? Over 61% at least, and leading baseball. #McGwire?

Another 7 left on base so far. I never know if that actually shows a particular flaw or is just bad luck.

Considering specific rules, requirements & regulations for a new grown-ups musical chairs league.

The worst part about the all-inclusive areas at the ballpark are the sticky wristbands that rip all your armhair off.

While it’s likely last night’s game had the most Ks I’ll ever tape up, I’m printing 20 out, now. Champion’s Club tonight, though!

Free life improvement tip: when you read, hear, or say the word crack, replace it with Kraken.

Finally home from the longest baseball game (by time) in over 20 years. It was a funny time to try our hand at doing up the stadium K board.

Really looking forward to seeing the kids run the bases after the game. Heck, I might join ‘em.