Dave

Marching towards the Woot black box (92 purchases, need 100). I got the ugly Christmas sweater tee designed by @__: tr.im/IvNQ

Is a really long pamphlet called a pamph?

Sometimes you start writing an email about what you want to say to some annoying person who wrote in. Sometimes you accidentally hit send.

Weird to me: by default, in C#, Math.Round(98.5)=98. I believe the default rule is, if evenly split, round towards the even number.

I guess @foursquare started counting daytime check-ins towards badges. I just got the bender badge checking into work.

This insurance scheduling I’m perusing has a specific section on golf balls (covered for loss by fire or burglary of a locker).

Our spatula is far too efficient. There was nary a nibble of cookie dough left to lick from the bowl!

Today’s fashion test: French cuffs with a hoodie. Grade: B-. Maybe a size up would leave more room in the sleeves for the cuff links.

I may not be the best gift-wrapper, but I solidly adhere (ahem) to the rule: if you use more than 3 pieces of tape, you’re doing it wrong.

A nice thing about buying gifts for someone you’ve got a lot in common with is you’re as excited to get the stuff as they are. #wrapathon09

Awkward part of being named Dave: turning & looking when guy in grocery aisle shouts “Hey Babe!” at his girlfriend. #phoneticallyClose

I’d like to submit a ticket to @twitter asking where/how to submit a ticket to @twitter: grab.by/1kfZ

I see “Santa” is a trending topic on Twitter. Hoping that doesn’t mean he died or killed somebody.

Documentation of Joel’s hole-in-one at the Woot holiday party: twitvid.com/347ED

Glad St. Louis no longer has Halloween tradition: throw flour in adults’ faces, scream I HATE YOU & burn stolen furniture. #meetmeinstlouis

And for desert, GIANT POCKY: twitpic.com/ug3z4

Got a few great-great-grandma inheritances this weekend, including these nifty art nouveau candlestick holders: twitpic.com/ufz97

Why do airports have monitors listing arrival flight times & gates inside the security area? Anyone there is departing or has arrived.

Can we add a part to football where a pitcher can hurl a hardball 100mph at your head? Maybe that would stop all tese idiotic celebrations.

I’m going to start referring to Saturday as Thursday-Special-Edition.

The nephews came in after playing for 5 hours straight with the castle block set we gave them for Christmas & declared it boring & not fun.

Saw many tweets about heavy snow & got excited I might return to a white Xmas in STL, but I sounds like we got ripped off with a dusting.

Hey! I’m live on Ustream from my iPhone - ustre.am/1Z3a

So do military not have to take off their boots in airline security? Lady behind us was told she didn’t. @tsablogteam

Called by (mistaken identity) credit report company. I got him to tell me last 4 of his ss # & his home street (since he was asking me).