Dave

Watched SNL Christmas Special in hopeful anticipation of Sigourney Weaver / Buster Poindexter “It’s Cold Outside” duet but it was not to be.

App idea: take a pic of your finished Scrabble game & it OCRs & saves words used. Bonus: take pics every round & it records the whole game.

Digg’s maddening. Shoot monkeys to space, cover CES, launch digg-like site: nothing. Write funny email: Top in All Topics tr.im/HTUR

I think instead of FIRST POST, you should post a (. Then, days later, you can come in and post a ) & say IT WAS ALL JUST A PARENTHETICAL!

Community is formulaic & predictable. I enjoy it more than makes sense. It’s no The Office or 30 Rock, or even Parks & Rec, but it’s good.

The chandelier in the original Father of the Bride (1950) is an exact match of our dining room chandelier.

I suppose I should enjoy the humor in getting multiple Twitter errors as I try to click over and catch up on @ioerror’s Twitter feed.

Yes, I accidentally spammed all my gmail contacts with a request to join my TripIt network. I’m that guy, apparently.

Uh oh, looks like someone left the ginger iron on at @__’s house: tr.im/HOvJ

Favorite typo of the day: costumer service

It doesn’t take much for “Baby It’s Cold Outside” to sound creepy/scary: “Say, what’s in this drink?” & “The answer is no.” Call 911!

Got the Wii back from repairs. It’s Beatles Rock Band night. I’m lucky there’s no 1-click buy-all-extra-songs button.

With my alpaca scarf & hat, and my long underwear on, I can handle any cold weather.

Read a theory: Existence is 1 big Groundhog Day. Day=1 trillion years & Punxsutawney=the universe. Glad I learned Rubik’s Cube this time.

I wonder how much trouble I’d get into for repainting the concrete barriers on S. Grand white some night. This project’s a disaster.

It’s so sad to open a 2005, only to find out it’s skunked. Luckily, by the second glass of the 2006 syrah, it’s a distant memory.

I stopped reading Plurk’s article about being ripped off by Microsoft China at the first “M$”.

The Freese arrest makes me wonder about his car accident last year. I’m fine with the Cards drinking, can we just stop them driving?

Idea for commentary track on Monty Python Blu-Ray: surround sound audio of geeks speaking all the lines slightly ahead of time.

I’m not into football but Red Zone channel rocks. Switches to good part of all games, no ads. Want it on all TV: news, game shows, sit-coms.

Reading debates on if eyeballs increase in size or a baby’s is the same size as adult’s. Prevailing thought: they grow, but only a few mm.

Watching Happy Gilmore for, maybe the 11th time? Just realizing he’s a double murderer, along with several physical assaults.

Hanging out with a tiny little girl who has a constant case of the hiccups.

I’ve never been to Phoenix before now. My 1st impressions are strongly affected by only being in the airport & Fox sports bar.

So far, my favorite thing about using Google Reader is realizing that you can type “reader” with one hand.